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Someone has just dropped me in the shit from a great altitude
« on: October 16, 2012, 04:56:39 PM »
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: Someone has just dropped me in the shit from a great altitude
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2012, 05:03:04 PM »
Was it Felix Baumgartner?

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Re: Someone has just dropped me in the shit from a great altitude
« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2012, 05:04:46 PM »
 Angry9:
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Re: Someone has just dropped me in the shit from a great altitude
« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2012, 05:06:05 PM »
Was it Felix Baumgartner?

More likely Felix Bergaufgartner  whistle:
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Re: Someone has just dropped me in the shit from a great altitude
« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2012, 05:08:03 PM »
Anyway  Popcorn:

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Re: Someone has just dropped me in the shit from a great altitude
« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2012, 05:09:19 PM »
I am still taking in the  horror of it  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: Someone has just dropped me in the shit from a great altitude
« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2012, 05:12:08 PM »
Can someone let us know when and IF he actually decides on giving us a clue as to what he's actually rumbling about please, tar. sleep021

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Re: Someone has just dropped me in the shit from a great altitude
« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2012, 05:16:32 PM »
Anyway  Popcorn:

Wot he said  ^^^
He likes to dangle carrots to keep us guessing like dun'he ey? ::)

Not that fussed on raw carrot meself like.
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Re: Someone has just dropped me in the shit from a great altitude
« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2012, 05:17:36 PM »
No, grated raw carrot is the best.  :thumbsup:

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Re: Someone has just dropped me in the shit from a great altitude
« Reply #11 on: October 16, 2012, 05:18:56 PM »
A colleague of mine received an Invitation to Tender (ITT) for a job in London.

SHe submitted a bid I had written 3 months ago for a "similar" job  noooo:

It was approved and she asked me to go to London (train at 5.30 on Tuesday morning) to discuss it with a view to a contract.

I booked my train  evil:

THEN she send me the ITT which is completely fucking different and in no way resembles the bid she put in

AND I now discover that I have to do a 30 minute presentation to some mad bunch of Muslims in Tower fucking Hamlets and explain to them how our bid matches their requirements WHEN IT MANIFESTLY DOESN'T

I am going to get eaten alive  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: Someone has just dropped me in the shit from a great altitude
« Reply #12 on: October 16, 2012, 05:19:37 PM »
No, grated raw carrot is the best.  :thumbsup:

Nearly 'sprout season' again too!

Oh I LUV sprouts. cloud9:

I like cooked carrots too mind.
Not fussed on swede though, or cabbage. noooo:

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Re: Someone has just dropped me in the shit from a great altitude
« Reply #13 on: October 16, 2012, 05:21:29 PM »

I am going to get eaten alive  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

No you're not ... they's Muslims   whistle:
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Re: Someone has just dropped me in the shit from a great altitude
« Reply #14 on: October 16, 2012, 05:21:42 PM »
A colleague of mine received an Invitation to Tender (ITT) for a job in London.

SHe submitted a bid I had written 3 months ago for a "similar" job  noooo:

It was approved and she asked me to go to London (train at 5.30 on Tuesday morning) to discuss it with a view to a contract.

I booked my train  evil:

THEN she send me the ITT which is completely fucking different and in no way resembles the bid she put in

AND I now discover that I have to do a 30 minute presentation to some mad bunch of Muslims in Tower fucking Hamlets and explain to them how our bid matches their requirements WHEN IT MANIFESTLY DOESN'T

I am going to get eaten alive  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

S'cuse me like,  Angry9: UM and me are having a deep and meaningful conversation about vegetables here....talking of which, do carry on. lol: