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Re: Someone has just dropped me in the shit from a great altitude
« Reply #45 on: October 16, 2012, 07:00:00 PM »
JEWISH  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Yea, I did wonder that meself like,BUT there's a pub called Jerusalem in Nottingham too iirc,  whistle: so that throws that argument right out the window, dunnit ey...... SMART arse. lol:

Is that part of Nottingham green and pleasant?  rubschin:
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Re: Someone has just dropped me in the shit from a great altitude
« Reply #46 on: October 16, 2012, 07:40:07 PM »
Sprouts  :thumbsup:

TBH, I can't think of a veg I don't like
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Re: Someone has just dropped me in the shit from a great altitude
« Reply #47 on: October 16, 2012, 08:15:42 PM »
CELERY !!!!!!


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Re: Someone has just dropped me in the shit from a great altitude
« Reply #48 on: October 16, 2012, 08:17:31 PM »
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Re: Someone has just dropped me in the shit from a great altitude
« Reply #49 on: October 16, 2012, 08:27:05 PM »
Sprouts  :thumbsup:

TBH, I can't think of a veg I don't like

Not too keen on cabbage myself
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Re: Someone has just dropped me in the shit from a great altitude
« Reply #50 on: October 16, 2012, 08:30:15 PM »
CELERY !!!!!!


Tis the food of ultimate wrongness  sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:

Did you know that your gut cannot digest it - cellulose. Tis roughage, something I'm sure Miss D avoids.  whistle:

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Re: Someone has just dropped me in the shit from a great altitude
« Reply #51 on: October 17, 2012, 04:56:23 AM »
Jerusalem artichokes. cloud9:

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They a foreign dish then ?

American/Canadian I believe, it's a member of the sunflower family and produces tubers which can be used in much the same way as potatoes.  It's really easy to grow.




I might give you some recipes whilst we are waiting for Nick to spill the beans. ;)
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Re: Someone has just dropped me in the shit from a great altitude
« Reply #52 on: October 17, 2012, 05:44:32 AM »
Very photogenic flowers too Miss C  :thumbsup:
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Re: Someone has just dropped me in the shit from a great altitude
« Reply #53 on: October 17, 2012, 07:45:02 AM »
Crackin' thread this everyone! :thumbsup:

Just needs the title changing really.

'Favourite veg' p'raps?  rubschin:

Talking of vegetables like, he showed me how to grow Brocollis in a plant pot when I went to see him a couple of years ago.

I'm quite heavily into steaming at the mo btw. Retains all the goodnuss's and vitamins, and the water can be used for me special gravy afterwoods too! :thumbsup:
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Re: Someone has just dropped me in the shit from a great altitude
« Reply #54 on: October 17, 2012, 07:57:17 AM »
Very photogenic flowers too Miss C  :thumbsup:

Indeed they are JOM mine didn't flower this year it has been too cold but they flowered most years down sarf, salsify flowers are stunning and I did get some of those that I had forgotten about overwintered to flower this spring. 8)

Ingredients
1 tbsp olive oil
onion, chopped
1 clove garlic, chopped
5 Jerusalem artichokes, peeled, chopped
50ml/2fl oz white wine
150ml/5fl oz hot chicken stock (vegetarians may subsitute vegetable stock)
50ml/2fl oz double cream
salt and freshly ground black pepper
fresh chives, to garnish
Preparation method
Heat the oil in a medium saucepan. Add the onion and cook gently for three minutes until they have softened.
Add the garlic to the saucepan, stir and cook for one minute.
Add the artichokes, white wine and stock and cook for eight minutes or until the artichoke has softened. Place the mixture into the bowl of a food processor. Add the cream and blend the mixture until smooth. Season to taste with salt and freshly ground black pepper.
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Re: Someone has just dropped me in the shit from a great altitude
« Reply #55 on: October 17, 2012, 04:46:34 PM »
I am gradually getting this back on track  cloud9:
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Re: Someone has just dropped me in the shit from a great altitude
« Reply #56 on: October 17, 2012, 04:48:40 PM »
I am gradually getting this back on track  cloud9:

Are the vegetables coming by rail then?
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Re: Someone has just dropped me in the shit from a great altitude
« Reply #57 on: October 17, 2012, 04:50:06 PM »
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Re: Someone has just dropped me in the shit from a great altitude
« Reply #58 on: October 17, 2012, 04:50:28 PM »
To get completely right back on track:

A colleague of mine received an Invitation to Tender (ITT) for a job in London.

SHe submitted a bid I had written 3 months ago for a "similar" job  noooo:

It was approved and she asked me to go to London (train at 5.30 on Tuesday morning) to discuss it with a view to a contract.

I booked my train  evil:

THEN she send me the ITT which is completely fucking different and in no way resembles the bid she put in

AND I now discover that I have to do a 30 minute presentation to some mad bunch of Muslims in Tower fucking Hamlets and explain to them how our bid matches their requirements WHEN IT MANIFESTLY DOESN'T

I am going to get eaten alive  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

If the bid was approved then how can the ITT be "completely fucking different" from that bid?  rubschin:

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