Luv'ed, even when ranting!

[GROWLER]

Just been doing this telephone banking malarky.
Absolutely does me swede in it does.

After listening to all the bastard options, blood pressure rising, bladder bubbling and frothing, getting the request answers wrong time after bloody time, being charged 9p a minute listening to this droning voice, squeezing as many 9p's a minute out of you as they possibly can, I EVENTUALLY get through to a HUMAN BEING!!

I really couldn't help meself, really, as i was now firmly standing on me soap box just waiting for an audience.

Poor gerl gor'it with both barrels.
After my rant, I apologised to her.

She told me however that it was one of the funniest and sweetest rants she'd ever heard and said it was an absolute pleasure dealing with me.

[Darwins Selection]

Just been doing this telephone banking malarky.
Absolutely does me swede in it does.

After listening to all the bastard options, blood pressure rising, bladder bubbling and frothing, getting the request answers wrong time after bloody time, being charged 9p a minute listening to this droning voice, squeezing as many 9p's a minute out of you as they possibly can, I EVENTUALLY get through to a HUMAN BEING!!

I really couldn't help meself, really, as i was now firmly standing on me soap box just waiting for an audience.

Poor gerl gor'it with both barrels.
After my rant, I apologised to her.

She told me however that it was one of the funniest and sweetest rants she'd ever heard and said it was an absolute pleasure dealing with me.

Did she give you her number?

[GROWLER]

Yes, she did, and also said I'd get straight through in future if I just press # after typing me account number in.
Most pleasant gerl she was.