The little things in life that HACK you RIGHT off.

[GROWLER]

Bloody arse holes that wander around The Asda, gassing away on their mobby crashing into you and then mouthing 'sorry'.

Can't you leave the bastard thing turned off for just a mere 45 minutes of your lonely miserable lifes, you friggin' wasters.

[Darwins Selection]

Bloody arse holes that wander around The Asda, gassing away on their mobby crashing into you and then mouthing 'sorry'.

Can't you leave the bastard thing turned off for just a mere 45 minutes of your lonely miserable lifes, you friggin' wasters.

Try Waitrose

[Nick]

Is that worse?

[GROWLER]

Bloody arse holes that wander around The Asda, gassing away on their mobby crashing into you and then mouthing 'sorry'.

Can't you leave the bastard thing turned off for just a mere 45 minutes of your lonely miserable lifes, you friggin' wasters.

Try Waitrose

Think they're all as bad as each other tbqh, and not just shops.

Was parking up before going into the pit of shit, and this gormless tart was so engrossed in her bastard so so so important texting, that she didn't see me and walked staright out in front of me car.
Being the kind thoughtful soul I am, I actually stopped for her.
No acknowledgement or indication that she even knew I was there. Just carried on tansfixed to talking and texting  probably utter utter and pure 100% golden shite.

[Nick]

Merseyside 

[GROWLER]

Merseyside 

Everybloodywhereside. Stop stereotyping.

[GROWLER]

Did you see that prog on the Beeb last night about modern technology, and just how addicted to the internet and mobby's the majority are now.

It almost made me want to cry it was that pitiful.
Grown men and wimmin, fretting for their bloody devices that were taken off them for an experiment.

GET A PIGGIN'GRIP ON REALITY YOU MUNTERS!!

[GROWLER]

If it wan't because I need it for me job, I would most pleasurably launch my mobby into the Mersey right now!
Hate the bastard thing but I'd be lost without it for me cussies to contact me unfortunately.

[Just One More]

It use to be "dawdle Sunday", now it's dawdle everybloodyday, people stuck in first gear. Add to that those that stop for a chat at the end of the aisles blocking it to all and sundry, those that go to the shelf for summat then leave there trolley at 45 degrees across the aisle while they get it, the list goes on and on. I use to enjoy food shopping, but not any more

And I do know there's home delivery, but I food shop every day once I know what I want, years since I've done a "weekly shop"

[GROWLER]

Really tits'is me off having to listen to the constant advertising of their shite, ALWAYS followed at the end with......."The Asda. saving you money EVERY day!"

Cock off you termites. You're COSTING me rip off money, EVERY week!

[GROWLER]

Tell you what gets me gander going like.
Wimmins what you hold the door open for, and they just brush past you without so much of a thank you or kiss me arse.
Occassionaly happens with geezers too, ignorant bastards.

[apc2010]

And those fecking trolleys on the floor.......

[GROWLER]

And those fecking trolleys on the floor.......

Which ones? Those mahosive cage ones that they transfer the grub from onto the shelves?

Yea, I normally deliberately crash into them and send them smashing into the shelving, just because I'm a nasty twat.

[apc2010]

And those fecking trolleys on the floor.......

Which ones? Those mahosive cage ones that they transfer the grub from onto the shelves?

Yea, I normally deliberately crash into them and send them smashing into the shelving, just because I'm a nasty twat.

 no...........I have a thread about them somewhere...................those poxy things you can hold but they put a long handle and wheel ....

[GROWLER]

Nah. you got me on that one Apey.

Must have some odd shops out there.