The little things in life that HACK you RIGHT off.

[apc2010]

Nah. you got me on that one Apey.

Must have some odd shops out there.

Miss D uses them .............      a shopping basket with a long handle n wheels.............    

[GROWLER]

One of these you mean?

[GROWLER]

Oops, soz. Clicked on the wrong piccie in 'me piccies' like.


One of THESE you mean?

[Just One More]

These   Co-op, B & Q, TK Maxx have them

[GROWLER]

These   Co-op, B & Q, TK Maxx have them

Oh, THEM?

Yea, they're shit too.

Don't think The Asda have them actually.

[Tipsy Gipsy]

I like them but have only used them in France.  Not seen them here.

[Snoopy]

Many models of Citroen come with one in the boot. Just the right size to hold a case of 12 bottles of wine.

[Miss Demeanour]

Nah. you got me on that one Apey.

Must have some odd shops out there.

Miss D uses them .............      a shopping basket with a long handle n wheels.............    

You really need more grief in your life if this is one of your pet hates 

[GROWLER]

Nah. you got me on that one Apey.

Must have some odd shops out there.

Miss D uses them .............      a shopping basket with a long handle n wheels.............    

You really need more grief in your life if this is one of your pet hates 

READ the title of the thread me lickle petal.......LICKLE things that hack you off.

I'd personally include Nick, but he ain't lickle...especially with that WHOPPER of a food stained beige apology of an jumper he covers that ENORMOUS ginger haired gut with.

[GROWLER]

Seems to be unintentionally turning into a hatred towards supermarket type stuff thread this.

The way the bastards keep moving their produce and goodies around, JUST when you got used to where the crap is/was too.
Does me 'ed in that does.

Managed to grab a 'pair of sherts and ties' early one Saturday morning a couple of years ago, standing there with their ruddy clipboards, trying to look all important to justify their probable disgusting high wages.
Took 'emm to task over this very subject, and after climbing back down off me soap box, they apologised profusely and told me it was a 'seasonal' move, to make us all more aware of what is currently most wanted by us plebs.

I told 'em it was a load of old bollox and to stop trying to hoodwink us into purchasing more crap than we really wanted to.

Bloody physological mind games crap, I tell you's.

[GROWLER]

B and bastard very long Q have got their FULL crimbo range of decorative shite on display now I noticed yesterday.

I openly admit that I did mutter obscenities as I walked past the display.
People looked at me as though I was odd.

I don't actually care anymore though, as I am.

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Bloody arse holes that wander around The Asda, gassing away on their mobby crashing into you and then mouthing 'sorry'.

Can't you leave the bastard thing turned off for just a mere 45 minutes of your lonely miserable lifes, you friggin' wasters.

Try Waitrose

When we was living in Chandlers Ford Waitrose was the local supermarket.  It had a nice cafe.  Mr C and I would pop in there for coffee and to check out the reduced items and wine offers.

The place would be full of yummy mummy's dressed in a uniform with their out of control Tristans and Jocastas. One set of Tristan and Jocastas would run riot in the place with another set of Tristan and Jocastas whilst yummy mummys talked to each other, occasionally one of them might say in an exasperated tone 'Jocasta please don't climb on the shelving units' Jocasta would just carry on.   

Then there would be the 'yummy mummys'  elders, these would hunt in pairs. He wearing a Pringle sweater brushed cotton checked shirt and cravat, cord trousers and brogues she wearing sensible court shoes a skirt, either a blouse or a jumper complete with scarf and a stiff leather handbag. These pairs would sail around the place defying anyone to get in their way.

Waitrose is just as bad and far more expensive.

[Darwins Selection]

He wearing a Pringle sweater brushed cotton checked shirt and cravat, cord trousers and brogues she wearing sensible court shoes a skirt, either a blouse or a jumper complete with scarf and a stiff leather handbag.

  The sudden discovery that one is a stereotype can be quite upsetting. 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Quite so Darwin, quite so, now stop blubbing like a schoolboy and deploy your stiff upper lip.

[Darwins Selection]

Quite so Darwin, quite so, now stop blubbing like a schoolboy and deploy your stiff upper lip.

Just the sound of your stern voice is enough to stiffen it.