TV goosed?

[Nick]

What can possibly go wrong?

[apc2010]

Thanks for your concern over me wellbeing everyone.  

Meanwhile, it's getting more goosed by the minute.

I'm going to have to resort to lobbing stuff at it soon, as I'm getting well hacked off having to get up[ all the time to TWAT IT!

Think I may have to get an electricity expert man in, as I REALLY don't want to part with my Anna Log  tv in favour of one of these crappy 'After Eight' digi things.

I've given you a sensible answer ............

I know. Wasn't 'avin' a stab at you...WAS I ey?
Where have I said that Apey C is a unsympathtic twat ey, WHERE?

Correct. I didn't, so stop yer yellin' at me.

I'm going to ferkle around in the back of it this weekend, and might wiresome new speakers in to sit on top of it like.
Could just be a dodgy solder or multi block connector or summat.

Valve    p'raps?
Do they still have valves  like?

I'll sort it, no probs.

Plug the speakers into the Scart or the red/white thingy wholes in the tele ..............simples

[GROWLER]

I was even willing to lend them me lickle portbale telly what's in me nestroom, that's even got its own built in VCR    player for them to use too, but I was laughed at, so BOLLOX to 'em all.
They can keep twatting it until I'm ready to ferkle.

[GROWLER]

What can possibly go wrong?

Nowt, 'cus YOU won't be anywhere near it, smart arse.

[GROWLER]

Thanks for your concern over me wellbeing everyone.  

Meanwhile, it's getting more goosed by the minute.

I'm going to have to resort to lobbing stuff at it soon, as I'm getting well hacked off having to get up[ all the time to TWAT IT!

Think I may have to get an electricity expert man in, as I REALLY don't want to part with my Anna Log  tv in favour of one of these crappy 'After Eight' digi things.

I've given you a sensible answer ............

I know. Wasn't 'avin' a stab at you...WAS I ey?
Where have I said that Apey C is a unsympathtic twat ey, WHERE?

Correct. I didn't, so stop yer yellin' at me.

I'm going to ferkle around in the back of it this weekend, and might wiresome new speakers in to sit on top of it like.
Could just be a dodgy solder or multi block connector or summat.

Valve    p'raps?
Do they still have valves  like?

I'll sort it, no probs.

Plug the speakers into the Scart or the red/white thingy wholes in the tele ..............simples

Good plan.
Only, how do I disconnect the seemingly GOOSED internal speakers though?
Just cut the wires p'raps?

[Nick]

[GROWLER]

One of yours then I presume?

[apc2010]

Thanks for your concern over me wellbeing everyone.  

Meanwhile, it's getting more goosed by the minute.

I'm going to have to resort to lobbing stuff at it soon, as I'm getting well hacked off having to get up[ all the time to TWAT IT!

Think I may have to get an electricity expert man in, as I REALLY don't want to part with my Anna Log  tv in favour of one of these crappy 'After Eight' digi things.

I've given you a sensible answer ............

I know. Wasn't 'avin' a stab at you...WAS I ey?
Where have I said that Apey C is a unsympathtic twat ey, WHERE?

Correct. I didn't, so stop yer yellin' at me.

I'm going to ferkle around in the back of it this weekend, and might wiresome new speakers in to sit on top of it like.
Could just be a dodgy solder or multi block connector or summat.

Valve    p'raps?
Do they still have valves  like?

I'll sort it, no probs.

Plug the speakers into the Scart or the red/white thingy wholes in the tele ..............simples

Good plan.
Only, how do I disconnect the seemingly GOOSED internal speakers though?
Just cut the wires p'raps?

A good plan .............     coz I got a few  speakers I often plug them into tv/ laptop ...........actually if you plug speakers into the red/white bits it should stop the internal speakers werking ...........easy .............

[Barman]

[GROWLER]

Mmmmmmmmm.

I need to sit down, relax, and tackle this all nice and calmly like, so Saturday's the day for 'Operation New Growler TV Sounds'.
I've actually still got me MONSTER speakers from me owld ANNA LOG    stereo system in the loft.
This could all be a blessing in disguise.

I knew they'd come in dead 'andy again one day.

Thanls Apey C. You're a gud un for giving me the ideas.

[GROWLER]

Where's the broom to go with it?

Soz geezer, but that's all double dutch to me.

The speakers are built in anyway aren't they?

[Barman]

Where's the broom to go with it?

Soz geezer, but that's all double dutch to me.

The speakers are built in anyway aren't they?

 

[apc2010]

Where's the broom to go with it?

Soz geezer, but that's all double dutch to me.

The speakers are built in anyway aren't they?

Any external speakers will over-ride the internal ones .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,like plugging a set of headphones in .......best way to explain ........

when Miss T is out I often plug in speaker to my laptop n pump out a few tunes ,...............

[GROWLER]

Where's the broom to go with it?

Soz geezer, but that's all double dutch to me.

The speakers are built in anyway aren't they?

 

Soz

I've just whipped one of those things out the back of the telly and blown on it, and nowt happened.
Can't get the bastard back in now either.

Hope it wasn't owt important like.

[Barman]

Where's the broom to go with it?

Soz geezer, but that's all double dutch to me.

The speakers are built in anyway aren't they?

Any external speakers will over-ride the internal ones .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,like plugging a set of headphones in .......best way to explain ........

when Miss T is out I often browse porn on my laptop n pump out a few ,...............