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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Splitting bills
« on: October 31, 2012, 10:39:55 PM »
If there is a law missing in this country it is regulation required around splitting bills.

If it comes to £20 and there are three of you chuck 7 quid in and leave the extra pound as a tip ( this is not for restaurant stuff before you start accusing me of being a mean tipper!! )

Do not sit there and go that is £6.65 each and sit there ferreting for shrapnel from your purse.  Angry9:

Or when you do go to a restaurant as a group sit there and work out precisely what you had to eat and drink  Banghead

Round things up ....FFS  cussing:
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Re: Splitting bills
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2012, 10:44:37 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on October 31, 2012, 10:39:55 PM
If there is a law missing in this country it is regulation required around splitting bills.

If it comes to £20 and there are three of you chuck 7 quid in and leave the extra pound as a tip ( this is not for restaurant stuff before you start accusing me of being a mean tipper!! )

Do not sit there and go that is £6.65 each and sit there ferreting for shrapnel from your purse.  Angry9:

Or when you do go to a restaurant as a group sit there and work out precisely what you had to eat and drink  Banghead

Round things up ....FFS  cussing:

Pound tip ..............cheapskates............. noooo:
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Splitting bills
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2012, 10:50:30 PM »
For non normally tippable services
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Re: Splitting bills
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2012, 11:03:07 PM »
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Re: Splitting bills
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2012, 11:18:31 PM »
How much for a blow job...?
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Re: Splitting bills
« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2012, 11:22:59 PM »
Oh Pirate... Tsk Tsk   noooo: Xmas1: Xmas1:
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Re: Splitting bills
« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2012, 11:35:19 PM »
Quote from: Pirate on October 31, 2012, 11:18:31 PM
How much for a blow job...?

            In New Yprk............. rubschin:
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Re: Splitting bills
« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2012, 05:31:21 AM »
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Re: Splitting bills
« Reply #8 on: November 01, 2012, 06:16:30 AM »
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Splitting bills
« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2012, 07:54:18 AM »
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Re: Splitting bills
« Reply #10 on: November 01, 2012, 10:27:20 AM »
Try going out with apc noooo:
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Splitting bills
« Reply #11 on: November 01, 2012, 10:35:38 AM »
I wouldn't imagine there would be much splitting involved  whistle:
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Re: Splitting bills
« Reply #12 on: November 01, 2012, 10:37:31 AM »
 cussing:
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Re: Splitting bills
« Reply #13 on: November 01, 2012, 06:00:28 PM »
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Re: Splitting bills
« Reply #14 on: November 01, 2012, 06:07:02 PM »
I am with Miss D on this. I once had dinner with 15 people in a restaurant in Copenhagen. When the bill came about three of us said, "let's just split it 16 ways.". Oh noes  noooo:

The wimmin started off. "He had more wine." "I had a starter, but no pudding" etc. etc.

Working out the individual bills took about and hour and a fucking half  Banghead Banghead

Stoopid thing was that everyone was on expenses  cussing: cussing:
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