Aren't you like 2 hours ahead of us?
Yes! 
And I'm in here at 5am UK time - not halfway through the afternoon like Apey... 
So cunning plan
You get to watch the 3.30 at Haydock Park 2 hours ahead of us, post up the results and we all run round the bookies, make a fortune and retire on a mahoosive yacht with a life of bunga bubga and other luxuries
What could possibly be wrong with that theory