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Offline Barman

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Re: BM Goes To Bed Early
« Reply #795 on: July 07, 2013, 06:04:49 PM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 07, 2013, 06:03:51 PM
Ahem..here goes..His mate had temp tennant at his flat, went to a fair and won a coconut.his cat was the same colour as the coconut,she saw him attacking the coconut with a hammer, thought he was killing the cat, left, called 999, police....



apparently I cant do it in 3 lines. Was a really good story though. . . .

shame, now no one will ever know.  noooo:

I knew it would be shite...  noooo:
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Re: BM Goes To Bed Early
« Reply #796 on: July 07, 2013, 06:08:44 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 07, 2013, 06:04:49 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 07, 2013, 06:03:51 PM
Ahem..here goes..His mate had temp tennant at his flat, went to a fair and won a coconut.his cat was the same colour as the coconut,she saw him attacking the coconut with a hammer, thought he was killing the cat, left, called 999, police....



apparently I cant do it in 3 lines. Was a really good story though. . . .

shame, now no one will ever know.  noooo:

I knew it would be shite...  noooo:

its a really good story!!! he can tell you tuesday over shrimp.  :thumbsup:
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Re: BM Goes To Bed Early
« Reply #797 on: July 07, 2013, 06:10:51 PM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 07, 2013, 06:08:44 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 07, 2013, 06:04:49 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 07, 2013, 06:03:51 PM
Ahem..here goes..His mate had temp tennant at his flat, went to a fair and won a coconut.his cat was the same colour as the coconut,she saw him attacking the coconut with a hammer, thought he was killing the cat, left, called 999, police....



apparently I cant do it in 3 lines. Was a really good story though. . . .

shame, now no one will ever know.  noooo:

I knew it would be shite...  noooo:

its a really good story!!! he can tell you tuesday over shrimp.  :thumbsup:

I shall spoil it....  eveilgrin:
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Re: BM Goes To Bed Early
« Reply #798 on: July 07, 2013, 06:19:09 PM »
It was quite a good story.....
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Re: BM Goes To Bed Early
« Reply #799 on: July 07, 2013, 06:22:42 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on July 07, 2013, 06:19:09 PM
It was quite a good story.....

I can't wait... ::)
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Re: BM Goes To Bed Early
« Reply #800 on: July 07, 2013, 09:37:02 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on July 07, 2013, 03:40:03 PM
Quote from: boogs on July 07, 2013, 03:38:38 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 07, 2013, 03:36:38 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 07, 2013, 11:15:30 AM
I am cooking...  evil:

Warm here too,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Thumbs:

Thought you were in the pub... eeek:

Was but Nick could not handle the pace ...........left the Bald one there.....

Billy No Mates.  noooo:

Nick was drinking wine out of a lady glass.  noooo:
Foggy was drinking anything available.  noooo:
Apey just wanted to go before the bill came.  noooo:

I am glad I do not have mates like those three.  Thumbs:
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Re: BM Goes To Bed Early
« Reply #801 on: July 07, 2013, 10:09:46 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on July 07, 2013, 09:37:02 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 07, 2013, 03:40:03 PM
Quote from: boogs on July 07, 2013, 03:38:38 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 07, 2013, 03:36:38 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 07, 2013, 11:15:30 AM
I am cooking...  evil:

Warm here too,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Thumbs:

Thought you were in the pub... eeek:

Was but Nick could not handle the pace ...........left the Bald one there.....

Billy No Mates.  noooo:

Nick was drinking wine out of a lady glass.  noooo:
Foggy was drinking anything available.  noooo:
Apey just wanted to go before the bill came.  noooo:

I am glad I do not have mates like those three.  Thumbs:


Baldy had a strap-on......... noooo:
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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: BM Goes To Bed Early
« Reply #802 on: July 08, 2013, 05:06:46 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on July 07, 2013, 10:09:46 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 07, 2013, 09:37:02 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 07, 2013, 03:40:03 PM
Quote from: boogs on July 07, 2013, 03:38:38 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 07, 2013, 03:36:38 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 07, 2013, 11:15:30 AM
I am cooking...  evil:

Warm here too,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Thumbs:

Thought you were in the pub... eeek:

Was but Nick could not handle the pace ...........left the Bald one there.....

Billy No Mates.  noooo:

Nick was drinking wine out of a lady glass.  noooo:
Foggy was drinking anything available.  noooo:
Apey just wanted to go before the bill came.  noooo:

I am glad I do not have mates like those three.  Thumbs:


Baldy had a strap-on......... noooo:
Isn't it spelled 'strop'?
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Re: BM Goes To Bed Early
« Reply #803 on: July 10, 2013, 09:35:47 PM »
Somewhat embarrassing when you go out with Nick and have to retire to bed very early.  noooo:
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Re: BM Goes To Bed Early
« Reply #804 on: July 10, 2013, 09:41:18 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on July 10, 2013, 09:35:47 PM
Somewhat embarrassing when you go out with Nick and have to retire to bed very early.  noooo:

Bm wasn't allowed out....... noooo:
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Re: BM Goes To Bed Early
« Reply #805 on: July 10, 2013, 09:47:33 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on July 10, 2013, 09:41:18 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 10, 2013, 09:35:47 PM
Somewhat embarrassing when you go out with Nick and have to retire to bed very early.  noooo:

Bm wasn't allowed out....... noooo:

I thought they met up at lunchtime.  rubschin:
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Re: BM Goes To Bed Early
« Reply #806 on: July 11, 2013, 04:48:59 AM »
That coconut and pope story drained the life out of me... it went on forever.....  noooo:
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Re: BM Goes To Bed Early
« Reply #807 on: July 11, 2013, 05:49:27 AM »
Big thumbs up for the pope story from the JOM jury  :thumbsup:
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Re: BM Goes To Bed Early
« Reply #808 on: July 11, 2013, 06:03:07 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on July 11, 2013, 05:49:27 AM
Big thumbs up for the pope story from the JOM jury  :thumbsup:

I think I may have dozed off for a bit... it started with the cat and the coconut and ended up with the pope when I woke up.....  redface:
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Re: BM Goes To Bed Early
« Reply #809 on: July 15, 2013, 09:05:28 PM »
Was he even here today........... rubschin:
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