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Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
« Reply #15 on: November 08, 2012, 09:30:38 PM »
You get a wind farm in exchange......give him a discount.

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Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
« Reply #16 on: November 08, 2012, 09:31:53 PM »
I think he has a thimble  whistle:
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Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
« Reply #17 on: November 09, 2012, 12:37:30 PM »
Estate agents have been engaged  scared2:
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Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
« Reply #18 on: November 09, 2012, 01:21:42 PM »
Estate agents have been engaged  scared2:

Are you going to be a pageboy?

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Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
« Reply #19 on: November 09, 2012, 01:22:52 PM »
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Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
« Reply #20 on: November 09, 2012, 01:36:46 PM »
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Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
« Reply #21 on: November 09, 2012, 03:45:09 PM »
I mostly despair

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Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
« Reply #22 on: November 09, 2012, 05:11:48 PM »
 eeek: baldy made a funny!!! A genuine funny!  Shocked:

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Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
« Reply #23 on: November 09, 2012, 05:17:48 PM »
Noooooo. Are you up for a spanking?
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Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
« Reply #24 on: November 09, 2012, 05:18:39 PM »
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Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
« Reply #25 on: November 09, 2012, 05:19:42 PM »
Me first  evil:
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Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
« Reply #26 on: November 09, 2012, 05:21:54 PM »
Don't mind me .................. noooo:

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Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
« Reply #27 on: November 09, 2012, 05:24:45 PM »
form an orderly que please. ( I have my own whip )

Last in line has to bring the baby lotion and talc tho.

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Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
« Reply #28 on: November 09, 2012, 05:26:33 PM »
form an orderly que please. ( I have my own whip )

Last in line has to bring the baby lotion and talc tho.

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Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
« Reply #29 on: November 09, 2012, 05:26:55 PM »
On me way  :thumbsup:
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