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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Uncle Mort's new car
« Reply #15 on: December 28, 2012, 05:12:50 PM »
 Banghead Banghead cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: Uncle Mort's new car
« Reply #16 on: December 28, 2012, 05:16:38 PM »
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Re: Uncle Mort's new car
« Reply #17 on: December 28, 2012, 05:21:22 PM »
Wot he said.^^^^^ rubschin:
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Uncle Mort's new car
« Reply #18 on: December 28, 2012, 05:22:56 PM »
It seems that my car was one of a batch that had a problem in the engine, I know not what, I'm waiting on an e-mail. It got recalled to the factory and won't be released until mid January. I left the salesman with a flea in his ear and a demand for some 'sweetners' as compensation.

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Re: Uncle Mort's new car
« Reply #19 on: December 28, 2012, 05:28:36 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on December 28, 2012, 05:22:56 PM
It seems that my car was one of a batch that had a problem in the engine, I know not what, I'm waiting on an e-mail. It got recalled to the factory and won't be released until mid January. I left the salesman with a flea in his ear and a demand for some 'sweetners' as compensation.

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Upgrade everthing n make them pay ...........pimp your ride type thing..... :thumbsup:
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Re: Uncle Mort's new car
« Reply #20 on: December 28, 2012, 06:11:27 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on December 28, 2012, 05:22:56 PM
It seems that my car was one of a batch that had a problem in the engine, I know not what, I'm waiting on an e-mail. It got recalled to the factory and won't be released until mid January. I left the salesman with a flea in his ear and a demand for some 'sweetners' as compensation.

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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Uncle Mort's new car
« Reply #21 on: December 29, 2012, 08:32:34 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on December 28, 2012, 05:22:56 PM
It seems that my car was one of a batch that had a problem in the engine, I know not what, I'm waiting on an e-mail. It got recalled to the factory and won't be released until mid January. I left the salesman with a flea in his ear and a demand for some 'sweetners' as compensation.

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Still, a 63 registration will make you feel luckier than a 13.
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Re: Uncle Mort's new car
« Reply #22 on: December 29, 2012, 09:42:49 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 29, 2012, 08:32:34 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on December 28, 2012, 05:22:56 PM
It seems that my car was one of a batch that had a problem in the engine, I know not what, I'm waiting on an e-mail. It got recalled to the factory and won't be released until mid January. I left the salesman with a flea in his ear and a demand for some 'sweetners' as compensation.

 cussing:

Still, a 63 registration will make you feel luckier than a 13.

No, it'll still be a 62. Changes to 13 in March, and then 63 in September.
Clear and simple logical and obvious in'it? noooo:

Only the brits could think up such a hair brained system of utter nonsense. Banghead
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Uncle Mort's new car
« Reply #23 on: December 29, 2012, 10:34:37 AM »
Way things are going it's likely to be a 13 plate.  noooo:
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Re: Uncle Mort's new car
« Reply #24 on: December 29, 2012, 02:24:02 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on December 28, 2012, 05:22:56 PM
It seems that my car was one of a batch that had a problem in the engine, I know not what, I'm waiting on an e-mail. It got recalled to the factory and won't be released until mid January. I left the salesman with a flea in his ear and a demand for some 'sweetners' as compensation.

 cussing:


 I did here summat about a whole boatload of Fords being totally swamped during heavy seas on the way over.
They've taken them all back to the factory  be proffesionaly dried and valeted apparently. whistle:

Engine problems...my arse. happy001
The only problems with the engines is getting the sea water out of the bores! Banghead
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Re: Uncle Mort's new car
« Reply #25 on: December 29, 2012, 02:32:15 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on December 29, 2012, 02:24:02 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on December 28, 2012, 05:22:56 PM
It seems that my car was one of a batch that had a problem in the engine, I know not what, I'm waiting on an e-mail. It got recalled to the factory and won't be released until mid January. I left the salesman with a flea in his ear and a demand for some 'sweetners' as compensation.

 cussing:


 I did here summat about a whole boatload of Fords being totally swamped during heavy seas on the way over.
They've taken them all back to the factory  be proffesionaly dried and valeted apparently. whistle:

Engine problems...my arse. happy001
The only problems with the engines is getting the sea water out of the bores! Banghead

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Re: Uncle Mort's new car
« Reply #26 on: December 29, 2012, 02:40:36 PM »
Quote from: Barman on December 29, 2012, 02:32:15 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on December 29, 2012, 02:24:02 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on December 28, 2012, 05:22:56 PM
It seems that my car was one of a batch that had a problem in the engine, I know not what, I'm waiting on an e-mail. It got recalled to the factory and won't be released until mid January. I left the salesman with a flea in his ear and a demand for some 'sweetners' as compensation.

 cussing:


 I did here summat about a whole boatload of Fords being totally swamped during heavy seas on the way over.
They've taken them all back to the factory  be proffesionaly dried and valeted apparently. whistle:

Engine problems...my arse. happy001
The only problems with the engines is getting the sea water out of the bores! Banghead

lol:

Wha'? Shrugs:

I'd personally speaking like, tell 'em to shuv it. evil:
Just my opinion of course. :thumbsup:
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Re: Uncle Mort's new car
« Reply #27 on: December 29, 2012, 02:54:42 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on December 29, 2012, 02:40:36 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 29, 2012, 02:32:15 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on December 29, 2012, 02:24:02 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on December 28, 2012, 05:22:56 PM
It seems that my car was one of a batch that had a problem in the engine, I know not what, I'm waiting on an e-mail. It got recalled to the factory and won't be released until mid January. I left the salesman with a flea in his ear and a demand for some 'sweetners' as compensation.

 cussing:


 I did here summat about a whole boatload of Fords being totally swamped during heavy seas on the way over.
They've taken them all back to the factory  be proffesionaly dried and valeted apparently. whistle:

Engine problems...my arse. happy001
The only problems with the engines is getting the sea water out of the bores! Banghead

lol:

Wha'? Shrugs:

I'd personally speaking like, tell 'em to shuv it. evil:
Just my opinion of course. :thumbsup:

Agreed!  Thumbs:
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Re: Uncle Mort's new car
« Reply #28 on: December 29, 2012, 03:07:29 PM »
Wot they said ^^^ cannot imagine new cars are flying out of showrooms.........
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Offline GROWLER

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Re: Uncle Mort's new car
« Reply #29 on: December 29, 2012, 03:14:26 PM »
S'up to UM anyway i suppose. ::)

I'd rightly be well hacked off too tbh, 'specially as they haven't presumably told him exactly what's ...I assumed....happened to his in reality like. noooo:

May have been one of the lucky ones however, as some are actually driven over individually with the speedo disconnected however. eeek:

Only 600 miles though, so wtf ey? Shrugs:
It'll be well run in to save you the hassle. :thumbsup:
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