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Offline Snoopy

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Unbelievable!
« on: November 10, 2012, 02:14:23 PM »
Had a text from Nick ...... He is at A&E with a broken arm  eeek: Shocked:
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Offline apc2010

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Re: Unbelievable!
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2012, 02:52:36 PM »
I think "believable " would be a better title ............. noooo:
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Unbelievable!
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2012, 03:32:02 PM »
 eeek:

Have we recently started being sponsored by the NHS  rubschin:
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Re: Unbelievable!
« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2012, 03:39:19 PM »
I wouldn't have believed it but I had a similar text ...

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=7084.21630
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Re: Unbelievable!
« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2012, 03:40:14 PM »
Did he shout SNAP!
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Unbelievable!
« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2012, 03:41:07 PM »
So he can still text with a broken arm ?  rubschin:

You sure he hasn't broken a fingernail or summat ?
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Re: Unbelievable!
« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2012, 03:52:26 PM »
 lol: lol:

he's got an ickle boo-boo on his army-warmy
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Re: Unbelievable!
« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2012, 03:52:51 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on November 10, 2012, 03:41:07 PM
So he can still text with a broken arm ?  rubschin:


You exaggerate a little   ... "wert leaves" he texted  ;)
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Re: Unbelievable!
« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2012, 03:54:39 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on November 10, 2012, 03:52:51 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on November 10, 2012, 03:41:07 PM
So he can still text with a broken arm ?  rubschin:


You exaggerate a little   ... "wert leaves" he texted  ;)

That's just fat fingers.........
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Re: Unbelievable!
« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2012, 04:26:49 PM »
He's going under a general anaesthetic ... presumably to have the arm dealt with ...  eeek:

I've replied with a message of reassurance   whistle:

"Chin up.  Jim'll fix it"   ;)
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Re: Unbelievable!
« Reply #10 on: November 10, 2012, 04:28:07 PM »
They just wanted some peace and quiet while they put the sticky plaster on  lol:
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Re: Unbelievable!
« Reply #11 on: November 10, 2012, 04:58:40 PM »
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Re: Unbelievable!
« Reply #12 on: November 10, 2012, 05:12:44 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on November 10, 2012, 04:28:07 PM
They just wanted some peace and quiet while they put the sticky plaster on  lol:

Make the most of it, as as the weather man sez with anything relating to a modicum of joy, "IT AIN'T GONNA LAST". ::)

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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Unbelievable!
« Reply #13 on: November 10, 2012, 05:47:17 PM »
Joking aside, this is very serious - Nick can barely look ater himself when he has the use of both arms. How's he going to manage with only one?  I think it is incumbent upon us to help him in is hour of need and I therefore volunteer his bestest friend - Mr Growler - to move in with him for a month or so to help him wash, dress, wipe himself  :thumbsup:
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Re: Unbelievable!
« Reply #14 on: November 10, 2012, 05:49:43 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on November 10, 2012, 05:47:17 PM
Joking aside, this is very serious - Nick can barely look ater himself when he has the use of both arms. How's he going to manage with only one?  I think it is incumbent upon us to help him in is hour of need and I therefore volunteer his bestest friend - Mr Growler - to move in with him for a month or so to help him wash, dress, wipe himself  :thumbsup:

...and.... (saying in reasonably polite tones)...YOU can go fuck right OFF! :thumbsup:
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