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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Unbelievable!
« Reply #15 on: November 10, 2012, 05:56:52 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on November 10, 2012, 05:49:43 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on November 10, 2012, 05:47:17 PM
Joking aside, this is very serious - Nick can barely look ater himself when he has the use of both arms. How's he going to manage with only one?  I think it is incumbent upon us to help him in is hour of need and I therefore volunteer his bestest friend - Mr Growler - to move in with him for a month or so to help him wash, dress, wipe himself  :thumbsup:

...and.... (saying in reasonably polite tones)...YOU can go fuck right OFF! :thumbsup:

That's a "no" then? Oh well, BM it is then  :thumbsup:
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Re: Unbelievable!
« Reply #16 on: November 10, 2012, 06:04:40 PM »
He HASN'T texted me either, not that he'd have got the sympathy that he going to obviously be requiring, careless toss pot.
P'raps he need to go to Specsavers! :thumbsup:

He'll be telling us all that they were the 'wrong kind of leaves' apparently/probably. ::)
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Re: Unbelievable!
« Reply #17 on: November 10, 2012, 06:07:25 PM »
They were "wert" leaves allegedly ... anyone come across them?     tunble:
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Re: Unbelievable!
« Reply #18 on: November 10, 2012, 06:12:13 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on November 10, 2012, 06:07:25 PM
They were "wert" leaves allegedly ... anyone come across them?     tunble:

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/wert

Make of that definition what you will.  Shrugs:
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Re: Unbelievable!
« Reply #19 on: November 10, 2012, 08:13:13 PM »
home now and full of morphine but sans werking left arm
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Re: Unbelievable!
« Reply #20 on: November 10, 2012, 08:26:14 PM »
You poor thing.

How exactly did this happen ?
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Re: Unbelievable!
« Reply #21 on: November 10, 2012, 08:27:44 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 10, 2012, 08:13:13 PM
home now and full of morphine but sans werking left arm


 eeek:  do tell........
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Re: Unbelievable!
« Reply #22 on: November 10, 2012, 08:30:47 PM »
wet leaves  noooo: noooo:  fracture and dislocated shoulder. agony. they manipulated it back into place sick2:
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Re: Unbelievable!
« Reply #23 on: November 10, 2012, 08:37:10 PM »
Are your plastered .......... rubschin:
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Re: Unbelievable!
« Reply #24 on: November 10, 2012, 08:38:46 PM »
arm strapped to my chest noooo:
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Re: Unbelievable!
« Reply #25 on: November 10, 2012, 08:48:22 PM »
At least you are giving yourself a cuddle like  :thumbsup:
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Re: Unbelievable!
« Reply #26 on: November 10, 2012, 10:53:38 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 10, 2012, 08:38:46 PM
arm strapped to my chest noooo:

Public pavement?

Where there's blame there's a claim. . . . whistle:

I expect the messages of sympathy are flooding in anyway.
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Re: Unbelievable!
« Reply #27 on: November 11, 2012, 09:35:34 AM »
NHS in Wales is "devolved" .... I have ranted at everyone I can get on the phone. Told the hosp if Woodstock is not sorted by tomorrow I am going to the Welsh Assembly and the Press.
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Re: Unbelievable!
« Reply #28 on: November 11, 2012, 09:44:17 AM »
off to stay in winchester with big sis noooo:
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Re: Unbelievable!
« Reply #29 on: November 11, 2012, 12:10:50 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on November 10, 2012, 06:12:13 PM
Quote from: Pastis on November 10, 2012, 06:07:25 PM
They were "wert" leaves allegedly ... anyone come across them?     tunble:

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/wert

Make of that definition what you will.  Shrugs:

Wert is a brewing term, something to do with adding the sugar to the malt and yeast solution in beer making.
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