Looking for unusual property

[GROWLER]

All the usual agent suspects around here seem to just deal in the run of the mill townie type shite.

I've spent piggin' hours trawling the net looking for something a bit more oddball and even eccentric to rent, but it has to be within striking distance of where I already am for 'cus of werk commitments.
A cabin or even ramshackle 'ut buried in a forest would be most satisfying.
There'd probably be no internet too, so you'd all be rid of me!

Any knowledge and links to a 'specialist' agent before me 'ed bersts?

[apc2010]

Watch that   Amazing spaces tele show thingy ...........plenty of ideas there ............

[GROWLER]

Saw that for the first time last week. Great watch.

Thought about buying one of those woodlands as that would suit me, but you can only build a hut in it for shelter, not to live in as a permanent residence.

[apc2010]

I want a bus to convert ........already found the place to put it ......disused camp-site on the beach ........pitch plus water 200 euros a year ..   plus lecky hook up pay as normal .........      

[GROWLER]

I want a bus to convert ........already found the place to put it ......disused camp-site on the beach ........pitch plus water 200 euros a year ..   plus lecky hook up pay as normal .........    

Sounds ace that.

Wouldn't let you do anything so 'sociably unacceptable' in this lousy country.

Wondered about a narra boat on the local canal, but even that's fraught with problems red tape and taxation, plus you get all the knobs wandering down the tow paths at night.

I need remote...ish....like a Light'ouse p'raps?!!

[apc2010]

My place is right on the beach ..........cash in hand to the owner .. .....   but not allowed tents or such .......only 2 fellow loonys live there .......     found the place coz I wanted to rent the whole place (used to have bar/cafe there ).....then realised wot a cool place it was ...got chatting to the owner etc ......just gotta get my bus now ..


Thought about a static caravan but that's boring ......would really love a double-decker .......

[Barman]

My place is right on the beach ..........cash in hand to the owner .. .....   but not allowed tents or such .......only 2 fellow loonys live there .......     found the place coz I wanted to rent the whole place (used to have bar/cafe there ).....then realised wot a cool place it was ...got chatting to the owner etc ......just gotta get my bus now ..


Thought about a static caravan but that's boring ......would really love a double-decker .......

A Routemaster!

I'd fecking love one of those like! 

[Just One More]

This one sounds ideal   It's in Miss C's old stomping ground 

[GROWLER]

Well if you find a suitable one over 'ere like Apey, gizus a shout and I'll drive it over for youi's no probleemo.

[Barman]

This one sounds ideal   It's in Miss C's old stomping ground 

AFFS! 

[Nick]

All the usual agent suspects around here seem to just deal in the run of the mill townie type shite.

I've spent piggin' hours trawling the net looking for something a bit more oddball and even eccentric to rent, but it has to be within striking distance of where I already am for 'cus of werk commitments.
A cabin or even ramshackle 'ut buried in a forest would be most satisfying.
There'd probably be no internet too, so you'd all be rid of me!

Any knowledge and links to a 'specialist' agent before me 'ed bersts?

i hear parkgate is nice

[GROWLER]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the Gimp of Nottingham lives!!!   

[GROWLER]

Not sellin' up is she? 

Very very extremely nice pad that oozes with character and with a stunning view of 'me 'ill' too,  but would be most sadly be WAY WAY out of my miserable reach.

[Nick]

this morphine is fab

[GROWLER]

this morphine is fab

Pair of 'smack 'eds' in 'ere now then ey? 

Forgot to take my drugs last night as I was bevvied.