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Offline Nick

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things you CAN'T do with one hand
« on: November 13, 2012, 09:53:32 AM »
knife and fork noooo:
shoe laces  noooo:
jar lids  noooo:
wash other side of  body  noooo:
get vertical without grunting noooo:

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Re: things you CAN'T do with one hand
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2012, 09:59:46 AM »
In fairness you couldn't do shoe laces with 2 hands........... whistle:
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Re: things you CAN'T do with one hand
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2012, 10:07:55 AM »
have to go up and down stairs on my bottom  redface:
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Re: things you CAN'T do with one hand
« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2012, 10:21:09 AM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 13, 2012, 10:07:55 AM
have to go up and down stairs on my bottom  redface:

Broken your legs now too ey?  point:
Kept that one quiet ey? whistle:
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Re: things you CAN'T do with one hand
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2012, 10:45:07 AM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 13, 2012, 09:53:32 AM
get vertical without grunting noooo:

That is related to age, not the available number of arms.

I don't remember the age at which it started, but it never stopped since then.  noooo:
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Re: things you CAN'T do with one hand
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2012, 11:24:38 AM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 13, 2012, 10:07:55 AM
have to go up and down stairs on my bottom  redface:

 happy002 I would pay to see that!!!!! How the hell does a poorly arm stop you walking up the stairs?!
Ahhhhh, the first thread I have read this morning, that made my day that did.  happy002
 Oh, and feel bad for you and stuff.









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Re: things you CAN'T do with one hand
« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2012, 11:42:15 AM »
 Spank2: Spank2:
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Re: things you CAN'T do with one hand
« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2012, 11:48:51 AM »
iroic choice of smiley. The one handed spanker.  lol:
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Re: things you CAN'T do with one hand
« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2012, 12:05:58 PM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on November 13, 2012, 11:48:51 AM
The one handed spanker.  lol:

 lol: lol: lol:

That's Nick in a nutcase shell.  whistle:
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Re: things you CAN'T do with one hand
« Reply #9 on: November 13, 2012, 12:25:19 PM »
 lol: we aren't the most sympathic lot are we?
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Re: things you CAN'T do with one hand
« Reply #10 on: November 13, 2012, 12:45:19 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on November 13, 2012, 09:59:46 AM
In fairness you couldn't do shoe laces with 2 hands........... whistle:

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Re: things you CAN'T do with one hand
« Reply #11 on: November 13, 2012, 02:13:21 PM »
Masturbation is going to be a bit of a problem as you are a lefty or are you ambidextrous in that department?
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Re: things you CAN'T do with one hand
« Reply #12 on: November 13, 2012, 02:30:10 PM »
 evil:
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Re: things you CAN'T do with one hand
« Reply #13 on: November 13, 2012, 02:40:55 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 13, 2012, 02:13:21 PM
Masturbation is going to be a bit of a problem as you are a lefty or are you ambidextrous in that department?

No , that's just ambitious  whistle:
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Re: things you CAN'T do with one hand
« Reply #14 on: November 13, 2012, 02:42:28 PM »
 Spank2:
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