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Offline Snoopy

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Re: things you CAN'T do with one hand
« Reply #15 on: November 14, 2012, 08:56:12 AM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 13, 2012, 09:53:32 AM
knife and fork noooo:
shoe laces  noooo:
jar lids  noooo:
wash other side of  body  noooo:
get vertical without grunting noooo:

to be continued

From Woodstock for your list ..... Wiping your arse is difficult.
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Re: things you CAN'T do with one hand
« Reply #16 on: November 14, 2012, 08:59:52 AM »
dunno. have codeine :thumbsup:
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Re: things you CAN'T do with one hand
« Reply #17 on: November 14, 2012, 09:11:01 AM »
So did she until she ran out of them .... I spoke to GP and got her Tramadol instead. Works as well as a painkiller, can be taken with Paracetamol and doesn't cause constipation. That's when she found out that wiping yer arse is difficult with one arm out of action.  noooo:
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Re: things you CAN'T do with one hand
« Reply #18 on: November 14, 2012, 04:08:04 PM »
You will suddenly find that itches start where you cannot reach.
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Re: things you CAN'T do with one hand
« Reply #19 on: November 14, 2012, 04:11:31 PM »
i have a knitting needle  :thumbsup:
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Re: things you CAN'T do with one hand
« Reply #20 on: November 14, 2012, 04:32:51 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 14, 2012, 04:11:31 PM
i have a knitting needle  :thumbsup:

You'll be having yer eye out with that then....  noooo:
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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: things you CAN'T do with one hand
« Reply #21 on: November 14, 2012, 05:54:03 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 14, 2012, 04:11:31 PM
i have a knitting needle  :thumbsup:
Time to knit a new sweater to keep Growler happy?
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Re: things you CAN'T do with one hand
« Reply #22 on: November 14, 2012, 06:15:17 PM »
 Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
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Re: things you CAN'T do with one hand
« Reply #23 on: November 14, 2012, 06:34:45 PM »
Keep that up Nick and you'll have an arm like Popeye  whistle:
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Re: things you CAN'T do with one hand
« Reply #24 on: November 14, 2012, 08:08:38 PM »
At least it will then match the other. The left arm is getting a rest for a change.  whistle:
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Re: things you CAN'T do with one hand
« Reply #25 on: November 14, 2012, 08:15:22 PM »
 Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
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Re: things you CAN'T do with one hand
« Reply #26 on: November 14, 2012, 08:46:13 PM »
I do know how frustrating it can be. happy100






 You must be well pissed off having to use the same fuckin smiley over and over again.
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Re: things you CAN'T do with one hand
« Reply #27 on: November 14, 2012, 08:48:11 PM »
my spoon skills are coming along :thumbsup:
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Re: things you CAN'T do with one hand
« Reply #28 on: November 14, 2012, 08:53:41 PM »
A girl likes a guy who can spoon.  cloud9:
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Re: things you CAN'T do with one hand
« Reply #29 on: November 14, 2012, 08:54:52 PM »
i keep missing my mouth  redface:
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