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Offline miss Tchevious

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Re: things you CAN'T do with one hand
« Reply #30 on: November 14, 2012, 09:05:00 PM »
are you three? could not not eat one handed before? Do you have other issues that we dont know about hun? ie....no right hand? If so, I am really sorry.  redface:
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Re: things you CAN'T do with one hand
« Reply #31 on: November 14, 2012, 09:07:49 PM »


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Re: things you CAN'T do with one hand
« Reply #32 on: November 14, 2012, 09:13:00 PM »
my sis has to tie my shoelaces  redface:
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Re: things you CAN'T do with one hand
« Reply #33 on: November 14, 2012, 09:21:10 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 14, 2012, 08:54:52 PM
i keep missing my mouth  redface:

That seems quite implausible.
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Re: things you CAN'T do with one hand
« Reply #34 on: November 14, 2012, 09:25:23 PM »
YOU TRY IT WITH THE WRONG HAND  cussing: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
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Re: things you CAN'T do with one hand
« Reply #35 on: November 14, 2012, 09:29:24 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 14, 2012, 09:25:23 PM
YOU TRY IT WITH THE WRONG HAND  cussing: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:

Is it because your foot is already in there?
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Re: things you CAN'T do with one hand
« Reply #36 on: November 14, 2012, 09:32:42 PM »
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Re: things you CAN'T do with one hand
« Reply #37 on: November 14, 2012, 09:46:04 PM »
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Re: things you CAN'T do with one hand
« Reply #38 on: November 14, 2012, 09:46:35 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 14, 2012, 09:25:23 PM
YOU TRY IT WITH THE WRONG HAND  cussing: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:

It doesn't matter which one you use though Nick, either way you are cack handed.  whistle:
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Re: things you CAN'T do with one hand
« Reply #39 on: November 14, 2012, 09:47:35 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 14, 2012, 09:29:24 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 14, 2012, 09:25:23 PM
YOU TRY IT WITH THE WRONG HAND  cussing: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:

Is it because your foot is already in there?

thats why he has to slide down the stairs on his bum! It all makes sense now.
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Re: things you CAN'T do with one hand
« Reply #40 on: November 14, 2012, 10:02:59 PM »
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Re: things you CAN'T do with one hand
« Reply #41 on: November 14, 2012, 10:13:57 PM »
 Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
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Re: things you CAN'T do with one hand
« Reply #42 on: November 14, 2012, 11:05:58 PM »
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Re: things you CAN'T do with one hand
« Reply #43 on: November 15, 2012, 11:54:04 AM »
Message from Woodstock:
Why does a nurse (Wiv a degree!!!) say "If you need anything just press the call bell" and place the fecking thing on the side of the bed adjacent to her broken arm?  Banghead
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Re: things you CAN'T do with one hand
« Reply #44 on: November 15, 2012, 05:31:17 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 15, 2012, 11:54:04 AM
Message from Woodstock:
Why does a nurse (Wiv a degree!!!) say "If you need anything just press the call bell" and place the fecking thing on the side of the bed adjacent to her broken arm?  Banghead

She's prolly in a target for how many times the bell is pressed . . . .
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