perfick christmas presents for VPers

[Nick]

For miss d 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2235100/The-boyfriend-pillow-Deluxe-Comfort-Boyfriend-Girlfriend-Pillow-stop-Christmas-loneliness.html

[apc2010]

it only has one arm thats stupid .............oh wait.........

[Nick]

 

[Miss Demeanour]

I have a real one 

[Nick]

 

[Baldy]

For
http://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/penis-pumps/sp-ae-beginners-power-pump-76610.aspx 

[Barman]

I have a real one 

I thought we agreed to keep that a secret my dahling...? 

[Miss Demeanour]

I'm confused ...I thought you just said I am stuffed 

[Barman]

I'm confused ...I thought you just said I am stuffed 

'Could be' cloth ears... 

[Baldy]

I'm confused ...I thought you just said I am stuffed 

Been stuffed? 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I have a real one 

 



For JOM

Are we allowed to ask for our own pressies I had to dispatch one of my chickens on Monday. She had been sick for a while, I would like a replacement....

[apc2010]

For Nick ........No pans and one hand ..........


http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4655163/Christmas-dinner-in-a-can.html

[Just One More]

I have a real one 

 



For JOM

Are we allowed to ask for our own pressies I had to dispatch one of my chickens on Monday. She had been sick for a while, I would like a replacement....

Miss C          

The Millau Viaduct is very much on my bucket list... my fuckit list is substantially longer though 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

It's on mine too JOM it makes me go weak at the knees just looking at the photographs of it. It's just stunning.

[Barman]

It's on mine too JOM it makes me go weak at the knees just looking at the photographs of it. It's just stunning.

A knee trembler...?