VP Christmas party

[Tipsy Gipsy]

 I can pluck. 

[Miss Demeanour]

We have a plucker and stuffer .....any takers on the sucker ?

[miss Tchevious]

If I say me will that be too much for the boys to handle? 

[Miss Demeanour]

It's Christmas ...they are already near the edge - a little push should do it 

[miss Tchevious]

okey doke. You stuff, Tipsy can pluck, and I shall do the sucking. 

[Miss Demeanour]

Is the defibrillator charged ? 

[miss Tchevious]

  Who is going to give the kiss of life? If I am sucking someone else has to blow...............

[Pirate]

okey doke. You stuff, Tipsy can pluck, and I shall do the sucking. 

 










 

[Just One More]

I shall help with the plucking. In my experience it is best to bury it into a pillow(case) so that bits don't fly everywhere while you are busy plucking away

[miss Tchevious]

there is nothing worse than flying bits while you are plucking. It can get really messy.

[Pirate]

JOM is not the pheasant plucker,
He's  the pheasant plucker's mate.
He's only plucking pheasants
Because the pheasant plucker's late.

[miss Tchevious]

got to go set up my equipment for tonight........keep the party going Miss D, I shall return soon.

[Miss Demeanour]

Righty O Miss T ...

So to games then....

Mmmmmm shall we start with guess whose or what is in the Christmas stockings ?

[Barman]

Righty O Miss T ...

So to games then....

Mmmmmm shall we start with guess whose or what is in the Christmas stockings ?

Me!   

[Pastis]