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Re: VP Christmas party
« Reply #45 on: December 24, 2012, 05:10:28 PM »
Can i have fizz please ?

where is the bar staff?

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Re: VP Christmas party
« Reply #46 on: December 24, 2012, 07:25:10 PM »
Are any of you laydees sleepwalkers?

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Re: VP Christmas party
« Reply #47 on: December 24, 2012, 07:28:10 PM »
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Re: VP Christmas party
« Reply #48 on: December 24, 2012, 07:37:10 PM »
Are any of you laydees sleepwalkers?

Not when they are tied to the bed  whistle:











Go on girls ~ admit you've tried it at least once.

Handcuffs is best, like...

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Re: VP Christmas party
« Reply #49 on: December 24, 2012, 07:39:26 PM »
Are any of you laydees sleepwalkers?

Not when they are tied to the bed  whistle:

Go on girls ~ admit you've tried it at least once.

Snoopy is fishing on Christmas Eve  lol:
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Re: VP Christmas party
« Reply #50 on: December 24, 2012, 07:40:49 PM »
Are any of you laydees sleepwalkers?

Not when they are tied to the bed  whistle:











Go on girls ~ admit you've tried it at least once.

Handcuffs is best, like...


Nah ~ Silk scarves win every time, they can slip out of them when they really want to.  eyes:
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Re: VP Christmas party
« Reply #51 on: December 24, 2012, 07:42:41 PM »
Are any of you laydees sleepwalkers?

Not when they are tied to the bed  whistle:

Go on girls ~ admit you've tried it at least once.

Snoopy is fishing on Christmas Eve  lol:


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Re: VP Christmas party
« Reply #52 on: December 25, 2012, 09:43:20 AM »
Bugger I missed the party.
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Re: VP Christmas party
« Reply #53 on: November 23, 2013, 07:07:42 AM »
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Re: VP Christmas party
« Reply #55 on: November 23, 2013, 07:59:20 AM »
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Re: VP Christmas party
« Reply #57 on: November 23, 2013, 09:49:08 AM »

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Re: VP Christmas party
« Reply #59 on: November 23, 2013, 09:53:22 AM »
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