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Offline GROWLER

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Re: Problems with using the VP Site
« Reply #390 on: April 26, 2013, 07:10:49 AM »
TOO bloody fast! eeek:

It's posting me shite before I've even written it ffs! Shocked:
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Re: Problems with using the VP Site
« Reply #391 on: April 26, 2013, 07:37:28 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on April 26, 2013, 07:10:49 AM
TOO bloody fast! eeek:

It's posting me shite before I've even written it ffs! Shocked:

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Re: Problems with using the VP Site
« Reply #392 on: April 26, 2013, 07:40:27 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on April 26, 2013, 07:10:49 AM
TOO bloody fast! eeek:

It's posting me shite before I've even written it ffs! Shocked:

AFFS........ whistle:
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Re: Problems with using the VP Site
« Reply #393 on: April 26, 2013, 07:40:54 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on April 26, 2013, 07:40:27 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on April 26, 2013, 07:10:49 AM
TOO bloody fast! eeek:

It's posting me shite before I've even written it ffs! Shocked:

AFFS........ whistle:

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Re: Problems with using the VP Site
« Reply #394 on: April 26, 2013, 07:50:24 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on April 26, 2013, 07:10:49 AM
TOO bloody fast! eeek:

It's posting me shite before I've even written it ffs! Shocked:
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reet fast like.   Full turbocharge boost  :thumbsup:
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Re: Problems with using the VP Site
« Reply #395 on: April 26, 2013, 02:51:42 PM »

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ATTN: Barman,

Support Ticket #1285 has been updated

Description:
I am currently working with the cPanel dev team. They are going to initiate a backup to reproduce the server load. Please excuse the brief lag.

Regards,
Colin

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That's a bit disrespectful to poor Baldy.  noooo:
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Re: Problems with using the VP Site
« Reply #396 on: April 26, 2013, 03:01:18 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 26, 2013, 02:51:42 PM

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ATTN: Barman,

Support Ticket #1285 has been updated

Description:
I am currently working with the cPanel dev team. They are going to initiate a backup to reproduce the server load. Please excuse the brief lag.

Regards,
Colin

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Gray Web Host Account Manager
Colin@GrayWebHost.com

That's a bit disrespectful to poor Baldy.  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

It is quick tho Isn't it...?

Faster than shit off a slurry-chucker!  Thumbs:
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Re: Problems with using the VP Site
« Reply #397 on: April 26, 2013, 04:16:00 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 26, 2013, 03:01:18 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 26, 2013, 02:51:42 PM

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ATTN: Barman,

Support Ticket #1285 has been updated

Description:
I am currently working with the cPanel dev team. They are going to initiate a backup to reproduce the server load. Please excuse the brief lag.

Regards,
Colin

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Gray Web Host Account Manager
Colin@GrayWebHost.com

That's a bit disrespectful to poor Baldy.  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

It is quick tho Isn't it...?

Faster than shit off a slurry-chucker!  Thumbs:

Quicker than Apey to a handout I'd say.
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Re: Problems with using the VP Site
« Reply #398 on: April 26, 2013, 04:21:01 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 26, 2013, 04:16:00 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 26, 2013, 03:01:18 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 26, 2013, 02:51:42 PM

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ATTN: Barman,

Support Ticket #1285 has been updated

Description:
I am currently working with the cPanel dev team. They are going to initiate a backup to reproduce the server load. Please excuse the brief lag.

Regards,
Colin

----
Gray Web Host Account Manager
Colin@GrayWebHost.com

That's a bit disrespectful to poor Baldy.  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

It is quick tho Isn't it...?

Faster than shit off a slurry-chucker!  Thumbs:

Quicker than Apey to a handout I'd say.

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Re: Problems with using the VP Site
« Reply #399 on: April 26, 2013, 04:24:48 PM »
Who's got the fasterest ever page loading time then?

I just got a

Page created in 0.042 seconds with 12 queries.

no cheating Nick

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Re: Problems with using the VP Site
« Reply #400 on: April 26, 2013, 05:07:27 PM »
Quote from: Steve on April 26, 2013, 04:24:48 PM
Who's got the fasterest ever page loading time then?

I just got a

Page created in 0.042 seconds with 12 queries.

no cheating Nick

Well that's nowt to do with me.

I NEVER question your writted shite posts, ever. noooo:
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Re: Problems with using the VP Site
« Reply #401 on: April 26, 2013, 05:11:38 PM »
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what are you going on about Bear?

I was thinking we could have a little compo to see who got the fastest loading page
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Re: Problems with using the VP Site
« Reply #402 on: April 26, 2013, 05:13:01 PM »
Quote from: Steve on April 26, 2013, 05:11:38 PM
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what are you going on about Bear?

I was thinking we could have a little compo to see who got the fastest loading page

You said you had 12 queries on yer post. confused:
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Re: Problems with using the VP Site
« Reply #403 on: April 26, 2013, 05:59:09 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on April 26, 2013, 05:13:01 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 26, 2013, 05:11:38 PM
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what are you going on about Bear?

I was thinking we could have a little compo to see who got the fastest loading page

You said you had 12 queries on yer post. confused:
Banghead

Right if you go to the bottom of the page then just above this ad



you will see summat like this

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Page created in 0.569 seconds with 14 queries.

It was discussed yesterday.  It shows how long the web server thingy took to prepare the data and how many database queries it had to perform to do it.   But seeing as we now have jet fuelled turboboosted VP hosting I just casually thought it might be amusing to see who could record the fastest ever like

I might have been better seeing who can be the first to discover a new chemical element.  Ursidaium anyone?



 
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Re: Problems with using the VP Site
« Reply #404 on: April 26, 2013, 06:52:05 PM »
Quote from: Steve on April 26, 2013, 05:59:09 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on April 26, 2013, 05:13:01 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 26, 2013, 05:11:38 PM
?

what are you going on about Bear?

I was thinking we could have a little compo to see who got the fastest loading page

You said you had 12 queries on yer post. confused:
Banghead

Right if you go to the bottom of the page then just above this ad



you will see summat like this

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Page created in 0.569 seconds with 14 queries.

It was discussed yesterday.  It shows how long the web server thingy took to prepare the data and how many database queries it had to perform to do it.   But seeing as we now have jet fuelled turboboosted VP hosting I just casually thought it might be amusing to see who could record the fastest ever like

I might have been better seeing who can be the first to discover a new chemical element.  Ursidaium anyone?

happy001
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