That should appeal to their average punter then 
This came to mind:
You can't miss Northerners. They're instantly recognizable because they travel in herds. Like the Welsh but with tattoos and louder voices...
There he is. Over at the the bar, swigging down a pint of lager at ten in the morning and scratching away at his mozzie bites which are playing havoc with the tasteful Maori style tattoo on his right leg.
Meanwhile, his other half is rocking their sprog back and forth in the buggy while little Tristran or Paris or Brooklyn or whatever his name isn't having any of it and is doing his best to clear the room.
Daddy looks up and sneers meaningfully at his beloved wife or girlfriend - we can't tell which. "Can't you shut the little bugger up?" he bellows.
She glowers back, knowing that there's no point in replying. Daddy downs the rest of his pint and orders another as he tries to decide whether to have a look at the tits on page three or check the football results.
At this point, it occurs to me that I have booked the wrong hotel...
borrowed from here
Also:
“There are many Welsh who are taciturn, truthful, well formed, open minded, handsome and peaceful, even if no particular individual immediately springs to mind.”
― Auberon Waugh
