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« on: January 08, 2013, 10:52:17 AM »
Just been to the optician.... he says I have a chronic eye infection....  ::)

He prescribes drops and some cream to put in me eyeballs...  eeek:

So I go to the nearest chemist with me prescription (never been there before) but he hasn't got the cream...

I say I can probably get it at my local chemist in Pissouri but he insists on ringing around for it...

Chemist: I have found it! I can have it here in five minutes!
BM: Great, I have some other shopping to do - I'll come back shortly...
Chemist: no, you look after the shop - I'll go and get it!

With that he walks out leaving me with the empty shop (no other staff), his open till and surrounded by drugs medicines, cosmetics and all of the other paraphernalia!  eeek:

Ten minutes later he comes back with the cream and apologies profusely for keeping me waiting!  lol:

Bloody hell, something like that really restores your faith in human nature.... cloud9:
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Re: Trust...
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2013, 11:04:06 AM »
So how much did you pinch? rubschin:
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Re: Trust...
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2013, 11:52:40 AM »
Did you get home to find you'd been burgled?  rubschin:

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Re: Trust...
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2013, 12:50:47 PM »
Cream in your eyeballs ......that's a bugger  lol:
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Re: Trust...
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2013, 01:40:41 PM »
Well he knew you couldn't see anything... whistle:

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Re: Trust...
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2013, 01:46:38 PM »
"No Officer, I have no idea where all the Methadone went. Mind you, I stupidly left Mr Barman alone in the shop while I went to fetch his medication. Perhaps he knows something about it . . ."
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« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2013, 02:27:49 PM »
* BUMP! *

And so, back to Earth...  lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Trust...
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2013, 02:31:27 PM »
Cream in your eyeballs ......that's a bugger  lol:

isn't it just.  noooo:

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« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2013, 02:36:52 PM »
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Re: Trust...
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2013, 05:58:41 PM »

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Re: Trust...
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2013, 07:06:00 PM »
Cream in your eyeballs ......that's a bugger  lol:

isn't it just.  noooo:

That's for me and Miss D to know, and you to find out  eyes:
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Re: Trust...
« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2013, 07:22:20 PM »
Cream in your eyeballs ......that's a bugger  lol:

isn't it just.  noooo:

That's for me and Miss D to know, and you to find out  eyes:

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Re: Trust...
« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2013, 07:24:50 PM »
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« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2013, 07:35:21 PM »
Shouldn't you be shagging?  rubschin:
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Re: Trust...
« Reply #14 on: January 08, 2013, 07:55:24 PM »
 noooo: noooo: noooo:
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