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Offline GROWLER

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Goosed Kodak printer?
« on: January 18, 2013, 02:14:44 PM »
Comes on without me asking it to when I fire this puter heap of crap up.
Press all the buttons and nowt happens. and then the instruction screen lights up and is totally blank.

Only way of turning it off is by unplugging the heap of shite.
18 months old and it's seemingly goosed.

This will be the 4th one that's gubbed itself it seems, the other 3 being those Epsom crochs of utter crap. Banghead
Bought this one only 'cus I'd been led to believe they were good.  noooo: evil:
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Re: Goosed Kodak printer?
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2013, 02:26:58 PM »
I have a Dell connected to the PC which fires up when the PC is switched on and off when the PC is shut down.
I also have a Brother which is wireless so that all of us can use it. That is on all the time but puts itself to sleep when nobody is on-line. Press print on any laptop in the house and it wakes up and does its stuff.
Most printers connected by wire will come to life when the PC is switched on. They normally have an on/off button if you want to control it yourself but I find it easier to leave them to play as they want to.
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Re: Goosed Kodak printer?
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2013, 09:30:23 AM »
Nah. It's totally goosed. Shrugs:
Unplugged it, plugged it back in again, pressed every button and finally resorted to my usual 'quick fix of TWATTING it, but to no avail. evil:

Tried everything to get the menu up on the screen, but it's blank...lit up, but blank.
Just bought a new set of inks for it too! cussing:

Going to have to go and buy yet another one now., kerrrching. Banghead
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Re: Goosed Kodak printer?
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2013, 09:36:38 AM »
Completely goosed it now in me temper TRYING to get the new ink cartridges out.
Bust/snapped the wire that leads down inside the bowels of it. Banghead
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Offline GROWLER

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Re: Goosed Kodak printer?
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2013, 02:03:24 PM »
Gorra new one. ::)
Paid for a 3 year warranty thing which guarantees a replacement regardless as to how it becomes gubberied.
Sick of these printers going all gubbery on me.
This one will no doubt behave perfectly now....until it gets my boot through it in 2 years 364 days. lol:


Took this owld one back in readiness for a BIG barney at Comet btw, ready to quote the 6 year fit for porpoise EU rule or summat. eveilgrin:

 Cough. whistle:  redface:
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Re: Goosed Kodak printer?
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2013, 02:47:06 PM »
AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH....just dropped the bastard on me friggin' FAT FUT!! Banghead

Hope it's not broken like....the printer that is, not me friggin' fut! sad32:

Just for a mo like, a vision of Nasty Nick flew right through me fat meat 'ed! lol:
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Offline GROWLER

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Re: Goosed Kodak printer?
« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2013, 03:01:14 PM »
IT WERKS!!!! Party001:

Anyone going to give this dough brain a pat on the back like, 'cus I tell you's, this IS a MIGHTY achievement for me....and me poorly fut is still 'urting too,  sad32: but I was brave, very very brave. angel1
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Offline Tipsy Gipsy

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Re: Goosed Kodak printer?
« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2013, 03:08:05 PM »
 happy100

I am lucky as I just shout for the Eldest when there is anything technical required here.   cloud9:
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Re: Goosed Kodak printer?
« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2013, 03:56:24 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on January 19, 2013, 03:01:14 PM
IT WERKS!!!! Party001:

Anyone going to give this dough brain a pat on the back like, 'cus I tell you's, this IS a MIGHTY achievement for me....and me poorly fut is still 'urting too,  sad32: but I was brave, very very brave. angel1

Barman will prolly give you a golden coconut  lol:
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Re: Goosed Kodak printer?
« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2013, 03:45:11 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on January 19, 2013, 03:56:24 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on January 19, 2013, 03:01:14 PM
IT WERKS!!!! Party001:

Anyone going to give this dough brain a pat on the back like, 'cus I tell you's, this IS a MIGHTY achievement for me....and me poorly fut is still 'urting too,  sad32: but I was brave, very very brave. angel1

Barman will prolly give you a golden coconut  lol:

He bloody won't!  cussing:
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Offline Just One More

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Re: Goosed Kodak printer?
« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2013, 04:04:59 PM »
Anyways, shouldn't it have been a KodIak printer  redface:


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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Goosed Kodak printer?
« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2013, 08:00:40 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on January 20, 2013, 04:04:59 PM
Anyways, shouldn't it have been a KodIak printer  redface:


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