Goosed neck

[Barman]

Going back to the quacks next week, as this is getting seriously shit now.

Going to have to demand a specialist and or x ray and or scan or summat.
good luck on that one ey?
Problee be told there's a bastard bug going 'round.

Gone past physio now in my estimation.
Tried that, chiropractor and massage, and it's just getting werserer by the day.
Me neck almost feels like it's broken, with seering pains day and night now going right through me nut sometimes.

Did you try Donna........

No, not yet.
Don't want to waste any more munny until I positively know what's causing the problem, but if it absolutely proves to be merely muscular after what i consider to be proper investigation, then yes, I'll go and see her.

I'm not one for getting paranoid over medical things, but by virtue of the fact that it's actually getting werserer by the day after many various treatments with aforementioned specialists, it is actually starting to concern me a bit now.
Lack of and /or disturbed  kip due to this 'toothache in me neck as i best describe it, is actually doing me swede right in now.

Throughout its history chiropractic has been the subject of internal and external controversy and criticism. According to Daniel D. Palmer, the founder of chiropractic, subluxation was the sole cause of disease and manipulation was the cure for all diseases of the human race. A critical evaluation stated "Chiropractic is rooted in mystical concepts. This led to an internal conflict within the chiropractic profession, which continues today." Chiropractors, including D.D. Palmer, were jailed for practicing medicine without a license. For most of its existence, chiropractic has battled with mainstream medicine, sustained by antiscientific and pseudoscientific ideas such as subluxation. Chiropractic has been controversial, though to a lesser extent than in past years.

Chiropractic authors have stated that fraud, abuse and quackery are more prevalent in chiropractic than in other health care professions. Unsubstantiated claims about the efficacy of chiropractic have continued to be made by individual chiropractors and chiropractic associations. The core concept of traditional chiropractic, vertebral subluxation, is not based on sound science. A critical evaluation found that research had not demonstrated that spinal manipulation, the main treatment method employed by chiropractors, was effective for any medical condition, with the possible exception of treatment for back pain., whereas, another review found manual therapies in general to be effective for back pain, neck pain, some forms of headaches and some extremity joint conditions. Although rare, spinal manipulation, particularly on the upper spine, can also result in complications that can lead to permanent disability or death; these can occur in adults and children.

Chiropractors historically were strongly opposed to vaccination based on their belief that all diseases were traceable to causes in the spine, and therefore could not be affected by vaccines. Some chiropractors continue to be opposed to vaccination, one of the most effective public health measures in history. Early opposition to water fluoridation included chiropractors in the U.S. Some chiropractors opposed water fluoridation as being incompatible with chiropractic philosophy and an infringement of personal freedom. Recently, other chiropractors have actively promoted fluoridation, and several chiropractic organizations have endorsed scientific principles of public health.

In 2008, Simon Singh was sued for libel by the British Chiropractic Association (BCA) for criticizing their activities in a column in The Guardian. A preliminary hearing took place at the Royal Courts of Justice in front of Justice David Eady. The judge held that merely using the phrase "happily promotes bogus treatments" meant that he was stating, as a matter of fact, that the British Chiropractic Association was being consciously dishonest in promoting chiropractic for treating the children's ailments in question. An editorial in Nature has suggested that the BCA may be trying to suppress debate and that this use of British libel law is a burden on the right to freedom of expression, which is protected by the European Convention on Human Rights. The libel case ended with the BCA withdrawing its suit in 2010.

 

[GROWLER]

Well go and see her then    Treat the arse as a bonus, like 

Look plumrose chopped bollox and ham. Just how many times 'ave I got to repeat meself like ey, EY?

I AM GOING TO SEE THE QUACKTER AGAIN FIRST TO SEE WHAT HE RECKONS I SHOULD DO TO ACTUUALLY FIND OUT WHAT TF IS WRONG, BY MEANS OF X RAY, SCAN OR WHATEVER, BEFORE I SPEND ANY MORE WONGA ON PRIVATE TREATMENT, OK PIGGIN BLOODY K KNOB ROT?

Give me ther piggin strength of a Wilderbeat on heat.

[Steve]

Well go and see her then    Treat the arse as a bonus, like 

It ain't going to work is it Nick.  No matter what you or I say. 

And that BM is a stirrer too, prolly just likes the idea of Bears being in pain.  What with him having been converted into an android replcant which must have hurt a bit not to mention draining the last vestiges of humananity from him.

[GROWLER]

Seriously pissed off with my quackteress.

She's so bloody rude to me.
Looks at me and asks me what's wrong, so I tell her.

She just stares at me with pursed lips, and sez, "well what do you want me to do about it"!!

Rabbits on and on and on, and then starts talking utter utter shite about de-stressing myself, and thinking 'positive thoughts'    before going to me nest.

Asked her in a well grizzly voice who she reminds me of.

Who she sez?

MRS FRIGGIN' GROWLER, and she's currently heading for a new resting place underneath the patio.

Absolutely frustrated beyond belief.

Basically she was saying, put up, and shut the fuck up.

[Nick]

Donna 

[GROWLER]

Donna 

How did I know you were going to suggest that ey, how?

What's the point.

Even the useless quackteress said their's no miracle cure, and told me if she knew of one, she'd be "sunning herself in Barbados".
I suggested the wage she's on, she's probably doing that every summer anyway.

Don't actually think that comment went down too well tbqf, atth.

No point mate.
Just a short term and  temp. very expensive fix imo

[Nick]

Try her you oaf. SHe fixed me. £35?

[GROWLER]

Try her you oaf. SHe fixed me. £35?

When's the refund due?

[Nick]

She fixed me, you furry oaf. And she has a great arse 

[Barman]

Try her you oaf. SHe fixed me. £35?

When's the refund due?

[GROWLER]

She fixed me, you furry oaf. And she has a great arse 

With the greatest of respects and gratitude for ALL of yer 'elp like, I REALLY COULDN'T GIVE A FLYING TURD HOW FRIGGIN' FIT HER ARSE IS!!!! 

[Steve]

Growler I really suggest you try a chiropractor.  Prolly £40 for a first session and they will tell you if they can do anything.

There are others not called Donna but seems she does know what she's doing. 

[GROWLER]

Growler I really suggest you try a chiropractor.  Prolly £40 for a first session and they will tell you if they can do anything.

There are others not called Donna but seems she does know what she's doing.

OK, OK, I'll give her a bell, and take me blinkers with me.

I really don't want distractions though, in fact, I'd possibly rather have a big fat ugly vicious munter in many respects.

[Barman]

Growler I really suggest you try a chiropractor.  Prolly £40 for a first session and they will tell you if they can do anything.

There are others not called Donna but seems she does know what she's doing.

OK, OK, I'll give her a bell, and take me blinkers with me.

I really don't want distractions though, in fact, I'd possibly rather have a big fat ugly vicious munter in many respects.

Don't touch a chiropractor like... 

[GROWLER]

Growler I really suggest you try a chiropractor.  Prolly £40 for a first session and they will tell you if they can do anything.

There are others not called Donna but seems she does know what she's doing.

OK, OK, I'll give her a bell, and take me blinkers with me.

I really don't want distractions though, in fact, I'd possibly rather have a big fat ugly vicious munter in many respects.

Don't touch a chiropractor like... 

Oh I give up.