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Re: Goosed neck
« Reply #210 on: June 15, 2013, 10:57:42 AM »
The goose started it! evil:
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Re: Goosed neck
« Reply #211 on: June 15, 2013, 11:06:54 AM »
The goose started it! evil:
Who walked into whose territory?

He just seemed like a git who mildly annoyed decided to try and injure the bird.  Does he not know that the pen is mightier than the sword.  Hit that goose with sarcasm, no goose that's attacked me has ever managed any retort to "what an apology for a swan you are"


PS yes geese can be nasty, better guard dogs than err dogs
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Re: Goosed neck
« Reply #212 on: June 15, 2013, 02:23:27 PM »
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Re: Goosed neck
« Reply #213 on: June 15, 2013, 02:25:56 PM »
I lived near a swan once who had made it his personal mission to get me  scared2: scared2:
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Re: Goosed neck
« Reply #214 on: June 15, 2013, 02:43:43 PM »
The goose started it! evil:
Who walked into whose territory?

He just seemed like a git who mildly annoyed decided to try and injure the bird.  Does he not know that the pen is mightier than the sword.  Hit that goose with sarcasm, no goose that's attacked me has ever managed any retort to "what an apology for a swan you are"


PS yes geese can be nasty, better guard dogs than err dogs

There is a  Whiskey Bond in Dumbarton nr Glasgow who have (or used to) have only one security guard per shift and lots of Geese wandering round much better ... Never heard of anyone getting in... noooo:
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Re: Goosed neck
« Reply #215 on: September 08, 2013, 08:16:42 AM »
Seems I'm just going to have to put up with it.  ::)

Been to see several differing specialists now and there is no cure, and the 'good news' is that it'll only get werse apparently. cloud9:  ::)

Lack of movement during kipping is what's causing it apparently....so the 'experts' say.
I'll try some break dancing in me nest tonight then p'raps ey?

Been awake since 05:00 and am consequently mentally goosed now too.
Pain killers don't even touch it. Banghead

Pissed right off and am probably going to become increasingly grumpy as a consequence.....just so you know like. sad32:
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Re: Goosed neck
« Reply #216 on: September 08, 2013, 08:21:54 AM »
Seems I'm just going to have to put up with it.  ::)

Been to see several differing specialists now and there is no cure, and the 'good news' is that it'll only get werse apparently. cloud9:  ::)

Lack of movement during kipping is what's causing it apparently....so the 'experts' say.
I'll try some break dancing in me nest tonight then p'raps ey?

Been awake since 05:00 and am consequently mentally goosed now too.
Pain killers don't even touch it. Banghead

Pissed right off and am probably going to become increasingly grumpy as a consequence.....just so you know like. sad32:

Have you tried one of those shaped pillows......... rubschin:

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Re: Goosed neck
« Reply #217 on: September 08, 2013, 08:31:08 AM »
No, but don't think support is the problem.
Tightening of me neck musculs is what's causing it it seems as it slowly eases once I'm up and about.

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Re: Goosed neck
« Reply #218 on: September 09, 2013, 07:48:00 AM »
Absolutely no pain at all last night. eeek:
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Re: Goosed neck
« Reply #219 on: September 09, 2013, 07:52:22 AM »
You must have been moving your neck in your sleep   rubschin:
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Re: Goosed neck
« Reply #220 on: September 09, 2013, 08:13:04 AM »
You must have been moving your neck in your sleep   rubschin:

I was at 03:00 am, feeling decidedly unwell. Baking hot, then freezing cold, feeling sick, and then dizzy. Horrendous indigestion for over one hour and then it all just faded away.
Unfortunately, the texts then started from Mini Moose, to inform me that she's landed at Munterchester hairyport and that boyfriend developed food poisoning on the way to the hairyport in Terkee, and spent most of the 4.5 hour flight in the bog, lobbing 'it' out from both ends.
So bad he ended up on the floor with his arms and hands suffering from sort of seizure.

Ambulance waiting for him when they landed. More updates to follow apparently.

MM was saying that she was starting to feel unwell too. scared2:
Hopefully just a reaction to what she saw
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Re: Goosed neck
« Reply #221 on: September 09, 2013, 08:49:42 AM »
Poor BF ....hope he wasn't wearing beige trousers  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Hope MM is ok too ...I guess better that he is ill over here than over there  rubschin:
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Re: Goosed neck
« Reply #222 on: September 09, 2013, 08:56:19 AM »
Poor BF ....hope he wasn't wearing beige trousers  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Hope MM is ok too ...I guess better that he is ill over here than over there  rubschin:

She's stayed over there to look after the lickle lamb apparently. angel1
Update is that paramedics looked him over, wheeled and released him to the waiting taxi back to L'pool.

He threw up in it apparently. sick2:
Oh the joy of that. He will be popular. noooo:

Miss Moose thinks it was chicken that caused it.
It usually is dear. ::)

Anyways, she can stay over there until she's absolutely sure she's ok, as he really needs looking after imo.
See, I'm so thoughtful and caring ey? angel1