1. They were married for years before you were born, not 5 months.
2. That 100's of little black children will starve because you didn't finish your dinner.
3. The dog has run away to join the Legion des Etrangers, not run under a bus.
4. It was you that broke wind, not Grandma.
5. Mummy shouting "God I'm coming" while Daddy held her down didn't mean she was about to die.