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[Barman]

Mornings!

I hope you lot all have hangovers from my free booze... 

[boogs]

We were quiet so as not to wake you and you are still grumbling .....

So quiet DS fell asleep in the corner...  or was that the cheap voddy   

[Darwins Selection]

We were quiet so as not to wake you and you are still grumbling .....

So quiet DS fell asleep in the corner...  or was that the cheap voddy   

Voddy!

Glenfiddich is as low as I go in the absence of a proper drink.

Anyway, I was just resting my eyes after watching your special dance routine. 

[boogs]

We were quiet so as not to wake you and you are still grumbling .....

So quiet DS fell asleep in the corner...  or was that the cheap voddy   

Voddy!

Glenfiddich is as low as I go in the absence of a proper drink.

Anyway, I was just resting my eyes after watching your special dance routine. 

  Oh dear I thought you missed that .... hope it gave you pleasure 

[Darwins Selection]

We were quiet so as not to wake you and you are still grumbling .....

So quiet DS fell asleep in the corner...  or was that the cheap voddy   

Voddy!

Glenfiddich is as low as I go in the absence of a proper drink.

Anyway, I was just resting my eyes after watching your special dance routine. 

  Oh dear I thought you missed that .... hope it gave you pleasure 

I don't think anybody missed it, sadly that seems to include the youtube censors.

Still, BM has uploaded it to the boys-only area of the VP, so we can all re-live the moment whenever we like. 

[boogs]

We were quiet so as not to wake you and you are still grumbling .....

So quiet DS fell asleep in the corner...  or was that the cheap voddy   

Voddy!

Glenfiddich is as low as I go in the absence of a proper drink.

Anyway, I was just resting my eyes after watching your special dance routine. 

  Oh dear I thought you missed that .... hope it gave you pleasure 

I don't think anybody missed it, sadly that seems to include the youtube censors.

Still, BM has uploaded it to the boys-only area of the VP, so we can all re-live the moment whenever we like. 

 

'BOYS ONLY  area'  not for much longer when Miss C returns from her weekend she will see to that one ....

 Or are we talking the gents here I noticed JOM and Marley sneaking armchairs in there the other day and the blind on the window that Tipsy noticed whilst out warming up in the beergarden before her bike ride ... That would explain why BM insists he keep them clean ...

[Steve]

Stuff the boys only area, sounds a bit 

The keys most sought after are for the the men and specially chosen women area

please can I have one :-(

[boogs]

Stuff the boys only area, sounds a bit 

The keys most sought after are for the the men and specially chosen women area

please can I have one :-(

  obviously I am not one of the chosen ....

[Steve]

I don't think you want to be

[Landlady]

I don't think you want to be

Why - what happens?

[Steve]

I don't think you want to be

Why - what happens?

I cannot give away the secrets



cos I don't bloody well know either

[Landlady]

I don't think you want to be

Why - what happens?

I cannot give away the secrets



cos I don't bloody well know either

Awh don't fret Mr. Steve - come and join me and my sis and us other hair-netted old biddies for a stout

[boogs]

I don't think you want to be

Why - what happens?

I cannot give away the secrets



cos I don't bloody well know either

Awh don't fret Mr. Steve - come and join me and my sis and us other hair-netted old biddies for a stout

Hey sis no hairnets but plenty of stout       Do you really think he could cope with us both we can be scary 

[Barman]

A sneak preview of the secret boys area....



Of course, it is normally full of top totty like a scene out of Spartacus.... 

[Landlady]

I don't think you want to be

Why - what happens?

I cannot give away the secrets



cos I don't bloody well know either

Awh don't fret Mr. Steve - come and join me and my sis and us other hair-netted old biddies for a stout

Hey sis no hairnets but plenty of stout       Do you really think he could cope with us both we can be scary 

I think viewed for real our AWESOMENESS would send any of these old geysers into cardiac arrest