The All New I Can't Stand That Twat...He/She Deserves The Following...Thread

[Baldy]

TMR kicks off with:


Don't like Eddie Izzard - far too socialist luvvie for my liking.

A quick, gentle bullet in the back of the head is needed. 

[Pastis]

Richard Coles (The Reverend...)    Odious, oleaginous twat, one time saxophonist with the Communards (nuff said) who thinks he's God's Gift to broadcasting.

Keeel heeem   

[Nick]

aGREED, BUT HE IS A FRIEND OF THE jlv 

[The Moan Ranger]

Richard Wilson (Victor Meldrew) - great character, but again worthy of gentle slaughter for his pious socialist mewlings. Perhaps a champagne cork straight through the eye into his mushy brain. A champagne cork death for a champagne socialist. Fitting methinks.

[Baldy]

Katy Price (Jordan) 

I saw some shite about this two bit slag the other day. 
What an ugly, over-rated, money grabbing munter that bitch is.
Some Z rated celebrity status whore  that still somehow manages to get on the TV or in the 'papers'. 

The use of some sort of acid in a large vat might be the only way of making sure that she dissolves completely. 

[Baldy]

Richard Wilson (Victor Meldrew) - great character, but again worthy of gentle slaughter for his pious socialist mewlings. Perhaps a champagne cork straight through the eye into his mushy brain. A champagne cork death for a champagne socialist. Fitting methinks.

   

[Nick]

Kim Kardasian?

Also all celebs on Celeb Big Brother who I have never ever heard of 

[GROWLER]

aGREED, BUT HE IS A FRIEND OF THE jlv 

Your friggin' twat of a keyboard....or is the operator?

[GROWLER]

Richard Coles (The Reverend...)    Odious, oleaginous twat, one time saxophonist with the Communards (nuff said) who thinks he's God's Gift to broadcasting.

Keeel heeem   

Fancy pants werds ffs.

WHO?

Your talking to the uneducated scouse tosser of the forum here you know.
Piggin' online dickshunry is going to be working overtime on this thread me thinkks.

[Nick]

Oleaginous: see also Keith Vaz

[Baldy]

Oleaginous: see also Keith Vaz

  Now there is a git who deserves something quite amusing to happen to him..... Not sure what though? 

[Nick]

Something hot inside him?

[Baldy]

Something hot inside him?

King Dong's sausage dipped in chilli sauce? 

[Nick]

A face you could never tire of slapping


See also: Brian Cox 

[Snoopy]

Jon Snow >>>>>>> For services to smirking whilst interrupting interviewees who have freely given of their time & for being a socialist.