The All New I Can't Stand That Twat...He/She Deserves The Following...Thread

[Baldy]

Jon Snow >>>>>>> For services to smirking whilst interrupting interviewees who have freely given of their time & for being a socialist.

And what might be the punishment hound? 

[Snoopy]

Hang him with one of his own atrocious ties.   

[Al]

Janet Street-Porter - no preference as to method.

[Nick]

Something involving an anvil 

[Al]

Shami Chakrabarti - I am sure Berek would like to do the honours.

[Baldy]

Shami Chakrabarti - I am sure Berek would like to do the honours.

Being rogered by a saltpetre prick would be a nice ending for her. 

[Barman]

Good list! 

I nominate that fat, black, thieving whore Diane Abbott...

I'd watch her starve to death surrounded by fast food... 

[Miss Demeanour]

Dale Winton ......strap him to a magnifying glass in the desert and leave him to bake dry !

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Andy Murray.  Complete and utter arsewipe.  Death by tennis rac raqu bat up his arse round end first.

[The Moan Ranger]

Good list! 

I nominate that fat, black, thieving whore Diane Abbott...

I'd watch her starve to death surrounded by fast food... 

Good choice 

[GROWLER]

Andy Murray.  Complete and utter arsewipe.  Death by tennis rac raqu bat up his arse round end first.

Oh indeed. Nasty mealey mouthed vile whinging whining porridge slurping twat of the lowest order.

That ginger minging Chris Evans c*** needs my equally shitty digital radio heap of festeration shuving RIGHT up his arse sideways too, preferably whilst he's broadcasting on it.

[apc2010]

Katy Price (Jordan) 

I saw some shite about this two bit slag the other day. 
What an ugly, over-rated, money grabbing munter that bitch is.
Some Z rated celebrity status whore  that still somehow manages to get on the TV or in the 'papers'. 

The use of some sort of acid in a large vat might be the only way of making sure that she dissolves completely. 

Agreed and that complete waste of skin Cheryl NLS Cole...............           a fecking role model my arse .........

[Grumpmeister]

Katy Price (Jordan) 

I saw some shite about this two bit slag the other day. 
What an ugly, over-rated, money grabbing munter that bitch is.
Some Z rated celebrity status whore  that still somehow manages to get on the TV or in the 'papers'. 

The use of some sort of acid in a large vat might be the only way of making sure that she dissolves completely. 

Had the misfortune of meeting her a few years back when she was booked for a 'gig?'(walk around not wearing an awful lot promoting some shite) at the bar we used to head for after work. She seemed quite put out when I told her I had never heard of her, had no idea who she was and was quite happy in that regard. 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Katy Price (Jordan) 

I saw some shite about this two bit slag the other day. 
What an ugly, over-rated, money grabbing munter that bitch is.
Some Z rated celebrity status whore  that still somehow manages to get on the TV or in the 'papers'. 

The use of some sort of acid in a large vat might be the only way of making sure that she dissolves completely. 

Had the misfortune of meeting her a few years back when she was booked for a 'gig?'(walk around not wearing an awful lot promoting some shite) at the bar we used to head for after work. She seemed quite put out when I told her I had never heard of her, had no idea who she was and was quite happy in that regard.

Good man.

[Darwins Selection]

Glenda Jackson, drowned in a vat of her own bile.