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People who say "going forward"
« on: January 29, 2013, 07:20:57 PM »
OK, good news first. I was approached recently about some work. Contacts  eveilgrin:

Had an hour on the phone yesterday with the head honcho who offered me a contract  cloud9:

He apologised that they only pay £1500 a week plus expenses.  eeek:

BUT  BUT he spoke in management jargon throughout so I am none the wiser about what he wants me to do  Banghead Banghead

I counted. He said "going forward" 37 times  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

He is buying me lunch in London on Thursday  cloud9:

If he says it again should I punch him?
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Re: People who say "going forward"
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2013, 07:22:40 PM »
Not until the contract is in your hands, signed and with no get out clauses.
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Re: People who say "going forward"
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2013, 07:24:39 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 29, 2013, 07:20:57 PM
OK, good news first. I was approached recently about some work. Contacts  eveilgrin:

Had an hour on the phone yesterday with the head honcho who offered me a contract  cloud9:

He apologised that they only pay £1500 a week plus expenses.  eeek:

BUT  BUT he spoke in management jargon throughout so I am none the wiser about what he wants me to do  Banghead Banghead

I counted. He said "going forward" 37 times  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

He is buying me lunch in London on Thursday  cloud9:

If he says it again should I punch him?

Least you will be able to afford ciggies....... :thumbsup:
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Re: People who say "going forward"
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2013, 07:30:01 PM »
I overheard a conversation on the train yesterday... I'll see your "going forward" and play "I'm totally onboard with that... "   eeek:   sick2:
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Re: People who say "going forward"
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2013, 07:48:00 PM »
Keep schtum and take the munny...  Thumbs:
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Re: People who say "going forward"
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2013, 12:19:51 AM »
Company I used to work for had weekly teleconferences with the senior management, after the second one we started playing buzzword bingo.  whistle:
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Re: People who say "going forward"
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2013, 12:24:36 AM »
When you go to London .....you could meet up with some Vpers ......and check out Miss Ds fellow........ rubschin:
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Re: People who say "going forward"
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2013, 06:55:34 AM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 29, 2013, 07:20:57 PM
OK, good news first. I was approached recently about some work. Contacts  eveilgrin:

Had an hour on the phone yesterday with the head honcho who offered me a contract  cloud9:

He apologised that they only pay £1500 a week plus expenses.  eeek:

BUT  BUT he spoke in management jargon throughout so I am none the wiser about what he wants me to do  Banghead Banghead

I counted. He said "going forward" 37 times  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

He is buying me lunch in London on Thursday  cloud9:

If he says it again should I punch him?

Now Nickhow do we move forward from this emotion?
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Re: People who say "going forward"
« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2013, 08:52:03 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 30, 2013, 06:55:34 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 29, 2013, 07:20:57 PM
OK, good news first. I was approached recently about some work. Contacts  eveilgrin:

Had an hour on the phone yesterday with the head honcho who offered me a contract  cloud9:

He apologised that they only pay £1500 a week plus expenses.  eeek:

BUT  BUT he spoke in management jargon throughout so I am none the wiser about what he wants me to do  Banghead Banghead

I counted. He said "going forward" 37 times  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

He is buying me lunch in London on Thursday  cloud9:

If he says it again should I punch him?

Now Nickhow do we move forward from this emotion?
I think your question may be targeting the wrong key demographic.
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Re: People who say "going forward"
« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2013, 04:54:12 AM »
 ;D Well today is the day is it not.  By three this afternoon Nick may well have work but be in custody.  Interesting times ahead.
 







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Re: People who say "going forward"
« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2013, 07:24:53 AM »
He's going on the train so I presume at some point there'll be a point on the journey when there be no going forward.  whistle:
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Re: People who say "going forward"
« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2013, 07:28:55 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on January 31, 2013, 07:24:53 AM
He's going on the train so I presume at some point there'll be a point on the journey when there be no going forward.  whistle:

 ;D ;D     is TMR out..... rubschin:
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Re: People who say "going forward"
« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2013, 10:16:19 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on January 31, 2013, 07:28:55 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on January 31, 2013, 07:24:53 AM
He's going on the train so I presume at some point there'll be a point on the journey when there be no going forward.  whistle:

 ;D ;D     is TMR out..... rubschin:
"Out"?  rubschin:
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Re: People who say "going forward"
« Reply #13 on: January 31, 2013, 10:21:20 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 31, 2013, 10:16:19 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 31, 2013, 07:28:55 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on January 31, 2013, 07:24:53 AM
He's going on the train so I presume at some point there'll be a point on the journey when there be no going forward.  whistle:

 ;D ;D     is TMR out..... rubschin:
"Out"?  rubschin:

Cold/bladdered. whistle:
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Re: People who say "going forward"
« Reply #14 on: January 31, 2013, 10:30:27 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on January 31, 2013, 07:24:53 AM
He's going on the train so I presume at some point there'll be a point on the journey when there be no going forward.  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
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