The tyranny of the ex

[Darwins Selection]

Ooooh the fun begins .........the beeatch has sent me some request via Faceache with a vile message attached

Permission to rip the hag to pieces please 

Just say the word. . .

[Nick]

Mrs Nick has just e mailed me details of a job she thinks I should apply for in Liverpool 

[Barman]

Mrs Nick has just e mailed me details of a job she thinks I should apply for in Liverpool 

Docker?

[Nick]

No, she's short enough already.

[Barman]

No, she's short enough already.

 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Ooooh the fun begins .........the beeatch has sent me some request via Faceache with a vile message attached

Permission to rip the hag to pieces please 

Oh dear.

Growler is right on this one (not that he always isn't, cunningly slipped in double negative there you notice) If/when the Bitch from Hell (TBFH) rocks up at your place of work or your home plod need to be involved straight away.  Restraining Order needs to be in place ASAP.

Re the FB 'stuff' I would try not to respond and just report her actions, report her with each abusive message that she sends.  You not responding to her will have a far greater effect than anything else that you can do, other than killing her of course.

We will give you an alibi and say you woz 'ere all the time.

[Barman]

Ooooh the fun begins .........the beeatch has sent me some request via Faceache with a vile message attached

Permission to rip the hag to pieces please 

Oh dear.

Growler is right on this one (not that he always isn't, cunningly slipped in double negative there you notice) If/when the Bitch from Hell (TBFH) rocks up at your place of work or your home plod need to be involved straight away.  Restraining Order needs to be in place ASAP.

Re the FB 'stuff' I would try not to respond and just report her actions, report her with each abusive message that she sends.  You not responding to her will have a far greater effect than anything else that you can do, other than killing her of course.

We will give you an alibi and say you woz 'ere all the time.

Wise werds! 

[Snoopy]

Mrs Nick has just e mailed me details of a job she thinks I should apply for in Liverpool 

A polite note of thanks and then ignore it would be my advice.

[GROWLER]

Ooooh the fun begins .........the beeatch has sent me some request via Faceache with a vile message attached

Permission to rip the hag to pieces please 

Oh dear.

Growler is right on this one (not that he always isn't, cunningly slipped in double negative there you notice) If/when the Bitch from Hell (TBFH) rocks up at your place of work or your home plod need to be involved straight away.  Restraining Order needs to be in place ASAP.

Re the FB 'stuff' I would try not to respond and just report her actions, report her with each abusive message that she sends.  You not responding to her will have a far greater effect than anything else that you can do, other than killing her of course.

We will give you an alibi and say you woz 'ere all the time.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

Saying nowt at all, is often better than saying a thousand werds in anger!

[Miss Demeanour]

Ok .....some progress
 
He  informed the loop de loop earlier in the week that we were going out yesterday . That she could go to the house to see their youngest if she wanted but that she had to be gone by the time he got back as he didn't want her questioning him about anything that is now none of her business.

He agreed to ring her when he was on his way back so that she could go.

She did as was agreed 

She hasn't rang him incessently to interrogate him or issue ultimatums 

I obviously don't expect this to be consistent as her behaviour is banonkers but it's a start

[Barman]

Ok .....some progress
 
He  informed the loop de loop earlier in the week that we were going out yesterday . That she could go to the house to see their youngest if she wanted but that she had to be gone by the time he got back as he didn't want her questioning him about anything that is now none of her business.

He agreed to ring her when he was on his way back so that she could go.

She did as was agreed 

She hasn't rang him incessently to interrogate him or issue ultimatums 

I obviously don't expect this to be consistent as her behaviour is banonkers but it's a start

Most excellent! 

[Baldy]

She just took the opportunity to plant surveilance devices. 

[Barman]

She just took the opportunity to plant surveilance devices. 

 

[Nick]

 

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[Just One More]

Ok .....some progress
 
He  informed the loop de loop earlier in the week that we were going out yesterday . That she could go to the house to see their youngest if she wanted but that she had to be gone by the time he got back as he didn't want her questioning him about anything that is now none of her business.

He agreed to ring her when he was on his way back so that she could go.

She did as was agreed 

She hasn't rang him incessently to interrogate him or issue ultimatums 

I obviously don't expect this to be consistent as her behaviour is banonkers but it's a start

When you said you were being "taken out" I assumed it was going to be a "drive-by"