Stevie lad didn't take the 'ump like, did he? . . .
me, take the hump?
See!
Stevie lad knew i was just being nice friendly and welcoming....in me own way like.
Bit alternative, granted, but straight to the point without any duckin' and divin' ey/
I mean, what is all this false utter shite about ey?
Oh , welcome, so nice to make your aquaintance etc, and hope you really enjoy our delightful and witty and banterish company.
No.
TWAT OR TOFF?