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Offline TG

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The doctor is in.
« on: February 05, 2013, 06:56:09 PM »
Right. I am a GP's receptionist.  This means I have the personality of a Rottweiler and know loads about doctoring, more in fact than a doctor and Google combined.

Ask me your NHS related and medical questions and I shall give you sage advice then tell you to fuck off.

Go on. Dont just stand there... ASK ME. My nails wont do themselves.
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Re: The doctor is in.
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2013, 07:01:36 PM »
Quote from: TG on February 05, 2013, 06:56:09 PM
Right. I am a GP's receptionist.  This means I have the personality of a Rottweiler and know loads about doctoring, more in fact than a doctor and Google combined.

Ask me your NHS related and medical questions and I shall give you sage advice then tell you to fuck off.

Go on. Dont just stand there... ASK ME. My nails wont do themselves.

Been the quacks today 'ave we then ey TG? lol:

Shoulder prob. by any chance? whistle:
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Re: The doctor is in.
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2013, 07:04:02 PM »
No. I work there. If I need medical treatment I will google it. Next.
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: The doctor is in.
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2013, 07:05:54 PM »
Do you do repeat prescriptions?
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Re: The doctor is in.
« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2013, 07:06:44 PM »
Just in case there is any doubt I REALLY AM A GP's RECEPTIONIST. 

NEXT!
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Re: The doctor is in.
« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2013, 07:08:02 PM »
Quote from: TG on February 05, 2013, 07:06:44 PM
Just in case there is any doubt I REALLY AM A GP's RECEPTIONIST. 

NEXT!

Well in that case, will it be ok if i call you a total twat then please? lol:
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Re: The doctor is in.
« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2013, 07:08:39 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 05, 2013, 07:05:54 PM
Do you do repeat prescriptions?

Only if you appear in person and ask REALLY nicely and don't be unreasonable if told to fuck off.
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Re: The doctor is in.
« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2013, 07:10:12 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on February 05, 2013, 07:08:02 PM
Quote from: TG on February 05, 2013, 07:06:44 PM
Just in case there is any doubt I REALLY AM A GP's RECEPTIONIST. 

NEXT!

Well in that case, will it be ok if i call you a total twat then please? lol:

It is fine. Now please fuck off.

NEXT!
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: The doctor is in.
« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2013, 07:13:30 PM »
Haven't you lot all be superseded by those booking screens now?
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Re: The doctor is in.
« Reply #9 on: February 05, 2013, 07:17:04 PM »
What do you recommend for Bougainvillea related injuries....?  sad24:
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Re: The doctor is in.
« Reply #10 on: February 05, 2013, 07:17:39 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 05, 2013, 07:13:30 PM
Haven't you lot all be superseded by those booking screens now?

They are not fit for purpose.  They cannot sneer at people in the correct fashion for a start. I find I prefer to talk to people myself. After all, where is the satisfaction in being told to fuck off by a computer screen eh?

I said 'EH?'Are you listening?
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Re: The doctor is in.
« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2013, 07:18:14 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 05, 2013, 07:13:30 PM
Haven't you lot all be superseded by those booking screens now?

I had a a barney with the snotty cow of a receptionist about those heaps of germ ridden shit two visits ago. cussing:
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Re: The doctor is in.
« Reply #12 on: February 05, 2013, 07:19:06 PM »
Quote from: Barman on February 05, 2013, 07:17:04 PM
What do you recommend for Bougainvillea related injuries....?  sad24:

Man up and stop bothering me. NEXT!
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Re: The doctor is in.
« Reply #13 on: February 05, 2013, 07:20:43 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on February 05, 2013, 07:18:14 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 05, 2013, 07:13:30 PM
Haven't you lot all be superseded by those booking screens now?

I had a a barney with the snotty cow of a receptionist about those heaps of germ ridden shit two visits ago. cussing:

Well stop spreading germs over them then. I wouldn't touch the thing myself.
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Re: The doctor is in.
« Reply #14 on: February 05, 2013, 07:25:16 PM »
Quote from: TG on February 05, 2013, 07:19:06 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 05, 2013, 07:17:04 PM
What do you recommend for Bougainvillea related injuries....?  sad24:

Man up and stop bothering me. NEXT!

Weed killer you say....?  rubschin:
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