The doctor is in.

[TG]

What do you recommend for Bougainvillea related injuries....? 

Man up and stop bothering me. NEXT!

Weed killer you say....? 

What time would you like an appointment?

[Barman]

What do you recommend for Bougainvillea related injuries....? 

Man up and stop bothering me. NEXT!

Weed killer you say....? 

What time would you like an appointment?

Ointment??? No, WEED KILLER

[TG]

What do you recommend for Bougainvillea related injuries....? 

Man up and stop bothering me. NEXT!

Weed killer you say....? 

What time would you like an appointment?

Ointment??? No, WEED KILLER

Please fuck off. X

[Barman]

What do you recommend for Bougainvillea related injuries....? 

Man up and stop bothering me. NEXT!

Weed killer you say....? 

What time would you like an appointment?

Ointment??? No, WEED KILLER

Please fuck off. X

I am off fucking even as I type! 

[TG]

We done? Call me tomorrow if your health collapses overnight.

If you cant wait drag yourself to a hospital an check out secondary care.

And remember, if your friendly receptionist is playing Angry Birds when you present yourself please wait until they have finished the current level before speaking.

[GROWLER]

You had a particulary bad day today then TG?

you seem somewhat...... tetchy?

[Barman]

We done? Call me tomorrow if your health collapses overnight.

If you cant wait drag yourself to a hospital an check out secondary care.

And remember, if your friendly receptionist is playing Angry Birds when you present yourself please wait until they have finished the current level before speaking.

I shall call you at midnight and demand a doctor attends my wounds.... 

[TG]

We done? Call me tomorrow if your health collapses overnight.

If you cant wait drag yourself to a hospital an check out secondary care.

And remember, if your friendly receptionist is playing Angry Birds when you present yourself please wait until they have finished the current level before speaking.

I shall call you at midnight and demand a doctor attends my wounds.... 

You shall thence be transferred to the world famous Out Of Hours service. They will laugh at your wounds and sneer at your pathetic appeals for help. They will tell you to call your GP in the morning.

Who will tell you to fuck off.

[Darwins Selection]

You were outside having a smoke when I brought my stool sample in. I put it on your telephone so you wouldn't miss it.

Sorry I misplaced the lid.

[GROWLER]

We done? Call me tomorrow if your health collapses overnight.

If you cant wait drag yourself to a hospital an check out secondary care.

And remember, if your friendly receptionist is playing Angry Birds when you present yourself please wait until they have finished the current level before speaking.

I shall call you at midnight and demand a doctor attends my wounds.... 

You shall thence be transferred to the world famous Out Of Hours service. They will laugh at your wounds and sneer at your pathetic appeals for help. They will tell you to call your GP in the morning.
Who will tell you to fuck off.

Didn't actually realise that the NHS GP surgery's had stooped to this new level now tbqatth.

[Barman]

You were outside having a smoke when I brought my stool sample in. I put it on your telephone so you wouldn't miss it.

Sorry I misplaced the lid.

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Dear TG please can you prescribe some of the vanishing cream that you have been using for the last couple of years?

No? OK I'll just fuck off then.

[Darwins Selection]

No? OK I'll just fuck off then.

 

This from the sweet little old lady who types "shi@@ing" 

[Barman]

No? OK I'll just fuck off then.

 

This from the sweet little old lady who types "shi@@ing" 

[TG]

You were outside having a smoke when I brought my stool sample in. I put it on your telephone so you wouldn't miss it.

Sorry I misplaced the lid.

How rude. 

Your record shall be marked in big red letters 'nasty bugger, always see last and lose his prescription requests'