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Re: The doctor is in.
« Reply #30 on: February 06, 2013, 03:55:58 PM »
I am still wounded like....
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Re: The doctor is in.
« Reply #31 on: February 06, 2013, 04:01:56 PM »
Quote from: Barman on February 06, 2013, 03:55:58 PM
I am still wounded like....

Next appointment 24th april at 4.30. Please cancel appointment if you die/recover beforehand.

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Re: The doctor is in.
« Reply #32 on: February 06, 2013, 04:03:00 PM »
I think we need a triage nurse...  eyes:
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Re: The doctor is in.
« Reply #33 on: February 06, 2013, 04:12:54 PM »
Quote from: Barman on February 06, 2013, 04:03:00 PM
I think we need a triage nurse...  eyes:

That would be me as well. And I just diagnosed YOU.  noooo:
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Re: The doctor is in.
« Reply #34 on: February 06, 2013, 04:13:05 PM »
Quote from: Barman on February 06, 2013, 04:03:00 PM
I think we need a triage nurse...  eyes:

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Re: The doctor is in.
« Reply #35 on: February 06, 2013, 04:16:01 PM »
Quote from: TG on February 06, 2013, 04:12:54 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 06, 2013, 04:03:00 PM
I think we need a triage nurse...  eyes:

That would be me as well. And I just diagnosed YOU.  noooo:

No, a triage nurse that looks like this: -  eyes:



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Re: The doctor is in.
« Reply #36 on: February 06, 2013, 04:18:22 PM »
Where did you get my picture from?
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Re: The doctor is in.
« Reply #37 on: February 06, 2013, 04:20:10 PM »
Quote from: TG on February 06, 2013, 04:18:22 PM
Where did you get my picture from?

I'm sure she doesn't have a potty mouth....  noooo:
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Re: The doctor is in.
« Reply #38 on: February 06, 2013, 04:24:59 PM »
What can you do about frozen shoulders?  rubschin:
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Re: The doctor is in.
« Reply #39 on: February 06, 2013, 04:29:52 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 06, 2013, 04:24:59 PM
What can you do about frozen shoulders?  rubschin:

The Triage nurse will talk durty to you....  eyes:
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Re: The doctor is in.
« Reply #40 on: February 06, 2013, 04:32:05 PM »
Today, I am embracing a new NHS initiative called  'Not swearing at fuc patients' it will no doubt encourage mutual respect between peasa patient and surgery staff.

I shall review this policy at the end of the day.
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Re: The doctor is in.
« Reply #41 on: February 06, 2013, 04:33:07 PM »
Quote from: TG on February 06, 2013, 04:32:05 PM
Today, I am embracing a new NHS initiative called  'Not swearing at fuc patients' it will no doubt encourage mutual respect between peasa patient and surgery staff.

I shall review this policy at the end of the day.

It will end in tears...  noooo:
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Re: The doctor is in.
« Reply #42 on: February 06, 2013, 04:33:59 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 06, 2013, 04:24:59 PM
What can you do about frozen shoulders?  rubschin:

Set fire to you.
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Re: The doctor is in.
« Reply #43 on: February 06, 2013, 04:36:54 PM »
Quote from: Barman on February 06, 2013, 04:33:07 PM
Quote from: TG on February 06, 2013, 04:32:05 PM
Today, I am embracing a new NHS initiative called  'Not swearing at fuc patients' it will no doubt encourage mutual respect between peasa patient and surgery staff.

I shall review this policy at the end of the day.

It will end in tears...  noooo:

Polite tears no doubt. The 'group hug' initiative will be along soon so all will be well.
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Re: The doctor is in.
« Reply #44 on: February 06, 2013, 04:39:46 PM »
Quote from: TG on February 06, 2013, 04:33:59 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 06, 2013, 04:24:59 PM
What can you do about frozen shoulders?  rubschin:

Set fire to you.

Nah....

He needs the Triage Nurse to give him a pain killing injection....  whistle:



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