Wasted food.

[GROWLER]

"Dad. While you're at the Asda tonight, can you get me some Kiwi fruit please"?

"No problem son"

6 for a quidly.

That was last Friday.
It's now Wednesday, and the packet remains unopened with just one day before the 'use by date'

Going to be a Kiwi fruit eatathon tonight...OR ELSE!

[Darwins Selection]

"Dad. While you're at the Asda tonight, can you get me some Kiwi fruit please"?

"No problem son"

6 for a quidly.

That was last Friday.
It's now Wednesday, and the packet remains unopened with just one day before the 'use by date'

Going to be a Kiwi fruit eatathon tonight...OR ELSE!

I should also buy in some Charmin and air freshener if I was you.

[GROWLER]

Getting seriously worried about my young cub and his eating habits tbqh.

He reckons he's fat,  so I lobbed him on the scales.

He's 6'1" and the ideal weight for his build should be betwween 10 and 12 stone.
He's like a piggin' stick insect, but he see's all the other drivers munching into full brekkies, burgers and crisps all day long, so IS actually rightly concerned, but he's taking it too far now imo.

He's now 9st 10. ffs

Told him his infatuation with this imaginary fatness is bordering on him becoming anorexic. (sp)

[GROWLER]

"Dad. While you're at the Asda tonight, can you get me some Kiwi fruit please"?

"No problem son"

6 for a quidly.

That was last Friday.
It's now Wednesday, and the packet remains unopened with just one day before the 'use by date'

Going to be a Kiwi fruit eatathon tonight...OR ELSE!

I should also buy in some Charmin and air freshener if I was you.

Bet there's no terrrnips wasted in DS Towers ey DS?

[Barman]

"Dad. While you're at the Asda tonight, can you get me some Kiwi fruit please"?

"No problem son"

6 for a quidly.

That was last Friday.
It's now Wednesday, and the packet remains unopened with just one day before the 'use by date'

Going to be a Kiwi fruit eatathon tonight...OR ELSE!

I should also buy in some Charmin and air freshener if I was you.

 

I bet there are few of us older ones here that pay any regard to 'sell by' or 'use by' dates at all... 

If it is not moving, hasn't changed to an unusual colour and doesn't stink it is good enough to eat*...










* Common sense exceptions for strong cheese, etc.

[GROWLER]

"Dad. While you're at the Asda tonight, can you get me some Kiwi fruit please"?

"No problem son"

6 for a quidly.

That was last Friday.
It's now Wednesday, and the packet remains unopened with just one day before the 'use by date'

Going to be a Kiwi fruit eatathon tonight...OR ELSE!

I should also buy in some Charmin and air freshener if I was you.

 

I bet there are few of us older ones here that pay any regard to 'sell by' or 'use by' dates at all... 

If it is not moving, hasn't changed to an unusual colour and doesn't stink it is good enough to eat*...










* Common sense exceptions for strong cheese, etc.

Currently munchin' me way through a box of blackurrant and apple pies that I bought for crimbo that I found nestling in the back of the cupboard yesterday.

Best before 28/12/12.

[Barman]

"Dad. While you're at the Asda tonight, can you get me some Kiwi fruit please"?

"No problem son"

6 for a quidly.

That was last Friday.
It's now Wednesday, and the packet remains unopened with just one day before the 'use by date'

Going to be a Kiwi fruit eatathon tonight...OR ELSE!

I should also buy in some Charmin and air freshener if I was you.

 

I bet there are few of us older ones here that pay any regard to 'sell by' or 'use by' dates at all... 

If it is not moving, hasn't changed to an unusual colour and doesn't stink it is good enough to eat*...










* Common sense exceptions for strong cheese, etc.

Currently munchin' me way through a box of blackurrant and apple pies that I bought for crimbo that I found nestling in the back of the cupboard yesterday.

Best before 28/12/12.

 

[Darwins Selection]

I bet there are few of us older ones here that pay any regard to 'sell by' or 'use by' dates at all..

There are many of us older ones who can't even read the tiny dates even though we would ignore them anyway.

A nose is all you need. My youngest is convinced all food turns to poison at midnight on the printed date. 

[GROWLER]

Got be careful with meat like wot's been said, but this is where yu snout comes in handy.

How do animuls in the wild like, manage to eat rotting cacusseses covered in flies and shite without getting a belly ache like I wonder?

[Miss Demeanour]

Food rarely reaches its best before date in my house 

[Darwins Selection]

Got be careful with meat like wot's been said, but this is where yu snout comes in handy.

How do animuls in the wild like, manage to eat rotting cacusseses covered in flies and shite without getting a belly ache like I wonder?

They smell it first and if they do make a mistake they throw it up straight away.

Also, they haven't got immune systems which have been lazy after centuries of living in warm houses only eating the best and freshest bits.

Of course in human terms, they only live to about 40 as well.

[Barman]

Food rarely reaches its best before date in my house 

 

[GROWLER]

Food rarely reaches its best before date in my house 

Want some Kiwi Fruits then....x6?

I could post them on like!!

Mmmmmmmmm  that might not werk like.

[GROWLER]

Got be careful with meat like wot's been said, but this is where yu snout comes in handy.

How do animuls in the wild like, manage to eat rotting cacusseses covered in flies and shite without getting a belly ache like I wonder?

They smell it first and if they do make a mistake they throw it up straight away.

Also, they haven't got immune systems which have been lazy after centuries of living in warm houses only eating the best and freshest bits.

Of course in human terms, they only live to about 40 as well.

Elephlumps live to 80!

[Barman]

Got be careful with meat like wot's been said, but this is where yu snout comes in handy.

How do animuls in the wild like, manage to eat rotting cacusseses covered in flies and shite without getting a belly ache like I wonder?

They smell it first and if they do make a mistake they throw it up straight away.

Also, they haven't got immune systems which have been lazy after centuries of living in warm houses only eating the best and freshest bits.

Of course in human terms, they only live to about 40 as well.

Elephlumps live to 80!

They don't tend to eat rotting carcasses...