Hello!

[Steve]

Welcome Whacko.

Hiya!!! Newbie always has to get the beers in. 

Ah!  That explains all those cold stares I've been getting.  And those 50p scratch marks on what some thought was my car.  So OK then for the next hour the imported lagers are on me

(old ruse to ensure cheap round)

And tonight will you be in the chair Whacko

[Miss Demeanour]

And what about my Voddy ? 

[Whacko]

You a twat, or are you abnormal?

Lovely welcome

The best you'll get from me is a pint of milk 

[Steve]

And what about my Voddy ? 

One Polish Vodka on my account for Miss D please Barman


serious stuff is Polish Vodka, but I digress

[apc2010]

And what about my Voddy ? 

One Polish Vodka on my account for Miss D please Barman


serious stuff is Polish Vodka, but I digress

Not in here BM waters it down...................

[Steve]

If only it was water he used

[Snoopy]

You a twat, or are you abnormal?

Lovely welcome

The best you'll get from me is a pint of milk 

His growl is much worse than his bite. Ackchooly he is an 

Anywhoo ~ Welcome, very few rules as we rely on the good sense of our members. Off Topic is a good name for this place as we never manage to stay on topic for long ~ except in the Commons where we do try to keep it on. The aim is to let things flow naturally as they would in a real conversation in a pub where one thought will spring another, probably unrelated.

[Snoopy]

If only it was water he used

  Don't take the piss out of BM's beer ..... It needs all the help it can get 

[apc2010]

You a twat, or are you abnormal?

Lovely welcome

The best you'll get from me is a pint of milk 

His growl is much worse than his bite. Ackchooly he is an 

Anywhoo ~ Welcome, very few rules as we rely on the good sense of our members. Off Topic is a good name for this place as we never manage to stay on topic for long ~ except in the Commons where we do try to keep it on. The aim is to let things flow naturally as they would in a real conversation in a pub where one thought will spring another, probably unrelated.

Is it still the off topic ?  or care in the community........

[Steve]

If only it was water he used

  Don't take the piss out of BM's beer ..... It needs all the help it can get 

I was thinking White Spirit but I bow to your expertise

[apc2010]

If only it was water he used

  Don't take the piss out of BM's beer ..... It needs all the help it can get 

All beer in here has been passed by BM.......

[Uncle Mort]

The old ones are the best 

Welcome Professor, we need someone to instill a little discipline ~ six of the best I say!.

[miss Tchevious]

And what about my Voddy ? 

I'll sneak a bottle in my handbag hun and we can refill our glasses under the table. 

[Miss Demeanour]

You are a complete angel 

[miss Tchevious]

  I'll bring my big bag too.