He's a great furry oaf and will make a nice rug one day.
As opposed to being a great big fat ogre what wears a filthy stained beige pullover, ginger, unkempt, unshaven face fungus'd, no socks and a mahoosive wobbly beer belly, that gets totally and obscenely FLEECED over a rancid flea ridden rug for 2
YES 2, correct, an eye watering
2 BASTARD UNBELIEVABLE EYE WATERING THOUSAND...yes you read that right
...[TWO THOUSAND POUNDS!!! Still makes my bladder and contents, overflow with steaming rage that someone could actually be so flippant with money spent on what is in essence, and owld floor rag..