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Re: Hello!
« Reply #30 on: February 10, 2013, 04:31:26 PM »
You a twat, or are you abnormal? rubschin:

Lovely welcome ::)

The best you'll get from me is a pint of milk  point:

His growl is much worse than his bite. Ackchooly he is an  angel1


No I'm piggin well NOT. evil:

I'm an evil nasty bastardy twat, but at least I've got the bollox to admit it.
No hiding behind BM's pinny from me yous know. noooo:

Anyway, don't be offended Whacko. I speak to everyone with a forked tung...except the ladees (my lickle chickies) ...sometimes.

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« Reply #31 on: February 10, 2013, 04:34:11 PM »
He's a great furry oaf and will make a nice rug one day.
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Re: Hello!
« Reply #32 on: February 10, 2013, 04:34:55 PM »
You a twat, or are you abnormal? rubschin:

Lovely welcome ::)

The best you'll get from me is a pint of milk  point:

His growl is much worse than his bite. Ackchooly he is an  angel1


No I'm piggin well NOT. evil:

I'm an evil nasty bastardy twat, but at least I've got the bollox to admit it.
No hiding behind BM's pinny from me yous know. noooo:

Anyway, don't be offended Whacko. I speak to everyone with a forked tung...except the ladees (my lickle chickies) ...sometimes.

And he's our car insurance guru......... :thumbsup:

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Re: Hello!
« Reply #33 on: February 10, 2013, 05:27:29 PM »
He's a great furry oaf and will make a nice rug one day.

As opposed to being a great big fat ogre what wears a filthy stained beige pullover, ginger, unkempt, unshaven face fungus'd, no socks and a mahoosive wobbly  beer belly, that gets totally and obscenely FLEECED over a rancid flea ridden rug for 2 YES 2, correct, an eye watering 2 BASTARD UNBELIEVABLE EYE WATERING THOUSAND...yes you read that right...[TWO THOUSAND POUNDS!!! Shocked:

Still makes my bladder and contents, overflow with steaming rage that someone could actually be so flippant with money spent on what is in essence, and owld floor rag.. eeek: noooo:
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Re: Hello!
« Reply #34 on: February 10, 2013, 05:36:28 PM »
He's a great furry oaf and will make a nice rug one day.

As opposed to being a great big fat ogre what wears a filthy stained beige pullover, ginger, unkempt, unshaven face fungus'd, no socks and a mahoosive wobbly  beer belly, that gets totally and obscenely FLEECED over a rancid flea ridden rug for 2 YES 2, correct, an eye watering 2 BASTARD UNBELIEVABLE EYE WATERING THOUSAND...yes you read that right...[TWO THOUSAND POUNDS!!! Shocked:

Still makes my bladder and contents, overflow with steaming rage that someone could actually be so flippant with money spent on what is in essence, and owld floor rag.. eeek: noooo:

Indeeddedo! He could have bought an umpteenthhand car instead.  ;)
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Re: Hello!
« Reply #35 on: February 10, 2013, 05:51:22 PM »
He's a great furry oaf and will make a nice rug one day.

As opposed to being a great big fat ogre what wears a filthy stained beige pullover, ginger, unkempt, unshaven face fungus'd, no socks and a mahoosive wobbly  beer belly, that gets totally and obscenely FLEECED over a rancid flea ridden rug for 2 YES 2, correct, an eye watering 2 BASTARD UNBELIEVABLE EYE WATERING THOUSAND...yes you read that right...[TWO THOUSAND POUNDS!!! Shocked:

Still makes my bladder and contents, overflow with steaming rage that someone could actually be so flippant with money spent on what is in essence, and owld floor rag.. eeek: noooo:

Indeeddedo! He could have bought an umpteenthhand car instead.  ;)

Well at least that'll do something for you rather than just sit there laughing at you and the frivolity of it all.
The car hasn't got fleas either! evil:

Still beggars belief in my eyes. noooo:

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Re: Hello!
« Reply #36 on: February 10, 2013, 05:57:51 PM »
And that Whacko is how to stay on-topic........... :thumbsup:

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Re: Hello!
« Reply #37 on: February 10, 2013, 05:59:34 PM »
Is this thread about cheese?
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Re: Hello!
« Reply #38 on: February 10, 2013, 06:02:20 PM »
if we go Caerphilly about it then it could be
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Re: Hello!
« Reply #39 on: February 10, 2013, 06:09:07 PM »
[stands by for three pages of cheese related puns]  whistle:
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Re: Hello!
« Reply #40 on: February 10, 2013, 06:14:07 PM »
We can be BRIEfer than that
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Re: Hello!
« Reply #41 on: February 10, 2013, 06:19:55 PM »
Yes we can be so Gouda
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Re: Hello!
« Reply #42 on: February 10, 2013, 06:25:55 PM »
Is this thread about cheese?

Se wor'i mean like? eeek:

You just brush over it....and let's face it, it needs brushing...preferably into a skip, like it's just a simple every day type occurence to purchase such utter shite for an unbelievably staggering TWO THOUSAND EYE WATERING POUNDS!.

I'm gong for a lie down to calm meself down before my bladder erupts in volcanic proportions. Angry9:

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Re: Hello!
« Reply #43 on: February 10, 2013, 06:29:20 PM »
. . .I'm gong for a lie down to calm meself down before my bladder erupts in volcanic proportions. Angry9:
And we wouldn't want to be seeing THAT on YouTube woud we

What is this Nick in overpriced rug outrage story?   It'd be a bargain if was a flying carpet
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Re: Hello!
« Reply #44 on: February 10, 2013, 06:33:39 PM »
We bought two ackhooly angel1  Top quality Afghan. Heirlooms. Growler took offence for some reason
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