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Offline miss Tchevious

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Re: Hello!
« Reply #60 on: February 11, 2013, 09:29:13 AM »
we're not even that posh, he means out back by the bins.

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« Reply #61 on: February 11, 2013, 09:31:33 AM »
We have an office  eeek:

Or is that what is commonly referred to as the Gents  rubschin:

Well, yes....  redface:
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« Reply #62 on: February 11, 2013, 09:44:20 AM »
angel1 I'll bring my big bag too.  ;)

I'll have to be home by nine you know.

Welcome Other Steve I believe that we may have met elsewhere.  Welcome to Wacko too.
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Re: Hello!
« Reply #63 on: February 11, 2013, 10:18:22 AM »
He's a great furry oaf and will make a nice rug one day.

As opposed to being a great big fat ogre what wears a filthy stained beige pullover, ginger, unkempt, unshaven face fungus'd, no socks and a mahoosive wobbly  beer belly, that gets totally and obscenely FLEECED over a rancid flea ridden rug for 2 YES 2, correct, an eye watering 2 BASTARD UNBELIEVABLE EYE WATERING THOUSAND...yes you read that right...[TWO THOUSAND POUNDS!!! Shocked:

Still makes my bladder and contents, overflow with steaming rage that someone could actually be so flippant with money spent on what is in essence, and owld floor rag.. eeek: noooo:

& he didn't to keep it !
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« Reply #64 on: February 11, 2013, 10:19:04 AM »
He's a great furry oaf and will make a nice rug one day.

As opposed to being a great big fat ogre what wears a filthy stained beige pullover, ginger, unkempt, unshaven face fungus'd, no socks and a mahoosive wobbly  beer belly, that gets totally and obscenely FLEECED over a rancid flea ridden rug for 2 YES 2, correct, an eye watering 2 BASTARD UNBELIEVABLE EYE WATERING THOUSAND...yes you read that right...[TWO THOUSAND POUNDS!!! Shocked:

Still makes my bladder and contents, overflow with steaming rage that someone could actually be so flippant with money spent on what is in essence, and owld floor rag.. eeek: noooo:

& he didn't to keep it !

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Re: Hello!
« Reply #65 on: February 11, 2013, 11:15:34 AM »
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Welcome Other Steve I believe that we may have met elsewhere.  Welcome to Wacko too.
Ta

Yes we may have met - but please tell me that 'incident' with the spillt beer is all forgotten about now

BTW Please don't call me "Other Steve", will totally screw up that witness protection programme
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« Reply #66 on: February 11, 2013, 11:19:40 AM »
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Welcome Other Steve I believe that we may have met elsewhere.  Welcome to Wacko too.
Ta

Yes we may have met - but please tell me that 'incident' with the spillt beer is all forgotten about now

BTW Please don't call me "Other Steve", will totally screw up that witness protection programme

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Re: Hello!
« Reply #67 on: February 11, 2013, 11:41:17 AM »
Welcome Whacko!  Thumbs:

SteveK, can I see you in the office about your bar bill please?  evil:
Is this about the imported lagers and one Polish vodka on me promise?   Ah, thought you didn't have any of those in stock and would not stoop to substituting cheap brit stuff.

AnywayI tried but I may have gone to the wrong office at the wrong place.  The one I went to had a sign saying "Office closed today, auditions for Debbie does Nicosia". 
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« Reply #68 on: February 11, 2013, 11:44:18 AM »
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Welcome Other Steve I believe that we may have met elsewhere.  Welcome to Wacko too.
Ta

Yes we may have met - but please tell me that 'incident' with the spillt beer is all forgotten about now

BTW Please don't call me "Other Steve", will totally screw up that witness protection programme

They don't call me elephant for nothing you know, now what was I saying? Ah yes I remember I knew I'de seen your face before. 

Never again will I call you OS but you do have it in your signature you daft bugger.  noooo: You should fit in just fine here. :thumbsup:
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Re: Hello!
« Reply #69 on: February 11, 2013, 11:45:52 AM »
Welcome Whacko!  Thumbs:

SteveK, can I see you in the office about your bar bill please?  evil:
Is this about the imported lagers and one Polish vodka on me promise?   Ah, thought you didn't have any of those in stock and would not stoop to substituting cheap brit stuff.

AnywayI tried but I may have gone to the wrong office at the wrong place.  The one I went to had a sign saying "Office closed today, auditions for Debbie does Nicosia".

Debbie does knickers here you say? eyes:
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Re: Hello!
« Reply #70 on: February 11, 2013, 11:47:46 AM »
I was mistaken. He was my great great uncle  :thumbsup:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernest_Terah_Hooley
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« Reply #71 on: February 11, 2013, 11:50:32 AM »
I was mistaken. He was my great great uncle  :thumbsup:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernest_Terah_Hooley

Err is this on the wrong thread Ginger nuts?
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Re: Hello!
« Reply #72 on: February 11, 2013, 11:51:26 AM »
. . Never again will I call you OS but you do have it in your signature you daft bugger.  noooo: You should fit in just fine here. :thumbsup:
Ta twas in there as I wanted no deceptions.  That sig will be history soon

Debbie does knickers  happy001   no she doesn't
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Re: Hello!
« Reply #73 on: February 11, 2013, 12:26:53 PM »
I was mistaken. He was my great great uncle  :thumbsup:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernest_Terah_Hooley

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Re: Hello!
« Reply #74 on: February 11, 2013, 02:30:49 PM »