Top of the Popes

[apc2010]

I see that some are preparing themselves for allegations of Benedict Fraud. 

 

[The Moan Ranger]

Is is holiness Tony BLiar up for it?

[Barman]

Significant views: Would like to see a black pope.

Weird policy statement for an institution that is riddled with entrenched sexism and other views that wouldn't be deemed acceptable in a developed western society.

On the upside, just dig up JP II.  I reckon he'll be as black as any Ghanaian by now and from a distance, he'll look look like a suntenned version of old Ratzy anyway.

Job done

 

[Steve]

Significant views: Would like to see a black pope.

On the upside, just dig up JP II.  I reckon he'll be as black as any Ghanaian by now and from a distance, he'll look look like a suntanned version of old Ratzy anyway.

I still prefer Dave Allen for the job.

We are unanimous then. But seems his long term cadaverousness makes him as unacceptable to the bashed bishops as JP2

So I offer a candidate that can offer strong South American heritage (and they have fousands of catholics there) and would bring a healthy love of marmalade to the role

Paddington Bear for pope

[Grumpmeister]

Significant views: Would like to see a black pope.

 

[Nick]

I once got into a situation where I ended up as one of the Pope's backing singers. In St Peter's. One Easter.

Bit complicated to explain

[Baldy]

I once got into a situation where I ended up as one of the Pope's backing singers. In St Peter's. One Easter.

Bit complicated to explain

Should this not be in the Jimmy Savile thread? 

[Steve]

I once got into a situation where I ended up as one of the Pope's backing singers. In St Peter's. One Easter.

Bit complicated to explain

So what was he singing then?  Please tell.  My Way?  German marching songs? Anarchy in the Vatican?  And who won the Karaoke?