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Offline Just One More

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Re: Valentines day post
« Reply #45 on: February 14, 2013, 06:07:16 PM »
You still had some in the freezer when I left !!!

Ye-esss.... but I had twenty litres when you arrived... ::)

That's alot of melons........... rubschin:

My thoughts exactly .......... when I saw the photos.  redface:

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Re: Valentines day post
« Reply #46 on: February 14, 2013, 06:10:47 PM »
I think Miss T is the winner  angel1
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Re: Valentines day post
« Reply #47 on: February 14, 2013, 06:34:38 PM »
I think Miss T is the winner  angel1


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Re: Valentines day post
« Reply #48 on: February 14, 2013, 06:38:29 PM »
I shall deliver it in person  eyes: eyes: eyes

It's quite big.
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Re: Valentines day post
« Reply #49 on: February 14, 2013, 06:39:06 PM »
I think Miss T is the winner  angel1


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Re: Valentines day post
« Reply #50 on: February 14, 2013, 07:02:41 PM »
I shall deliver it in person  eyes: eyes: eyes

It's quite big.

It's his font type  whistle:
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Re: Valentines day post
« Reply #51 on: February 14, 2013, 07:11:54 PM »
I shall deliver it in person  eyes: eyes: eyes

It's quite big.

It's his font type  whistle:

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Re: Valentines day post
« Reply #52 on: February 15, 2013, 12:00:50 AM »
I think Miss T is the winner  angel1


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Re: Valentines day post
« Reply #53 on: February 15, 2013, 06:50:22 AM »
 Shocked: Is this the cheap Cypriot Mafia, when did they move from horses heads to a lasagne. They really must be in recession still at least it is Findus and nor a 'value range' one. noooo:
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Re: Valentines day post
« Reply #54 on: February 15, 2013, 03:55:11 PM »
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    I bought a Valentine’s Day card for everyone at our local Tourette’s Society.

    It’s the thought that cunts.
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Re: Valentines day post
« Reply #55 on: February 15, 2013, 06:08:10 PM »
For tourettes you could have used Foulomatic

My first one was "ginger erection fondler"  eeek:
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Re: Valentines day post
« Reply #56 on: February 15, 2013, 06:10:55 PM »
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Re: Valentines day post
« Reply #57 on: February 15, 2013, 06:12:10 PM »
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Re: Valentines day post
« Reply #58 on: February 15, 2013, 06:26:15 PM »
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Re: Valentines day post
« Reply #59 on: February 15, 2013, 06:28:49 PM »
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