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Offline GROWLER

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You dirty filthy selfish munter
« on: February 15, 2013, 01:48:48 PM »
Just been to see a cussie up in the land of the more severly mentally challenged and substantially more  deformed land of the interbreds....Runcorn. sick2:

What an absolute shit hole to beat all other shit holes of the whole wide world. eeek:

Knocks on the door of this hovel, and this munter slithers to the door, "yea, ey, wha"/

Introduce meself like and what I've come to do, and she then SSSSSSSSSo proudly announces whilst blowing her rancid fumes all over me, that she's currently got the dreaded Nurovirus, and has never felt so il in all her miserable existance, cough cough splutter, and would I like a cup of tea!!! Shocked:

I'm currently bleaching everything I have touched since leaving the filthy shit hole, including me paws and face.
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Re: You dirty filthy selfish munter
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2013, 01:51:08 PM »
At least she offered you a cuppa........ :thumbsup:
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Re: You dirty filthy selfish munter
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2013, 01:56:20 PM »
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Re: You dirty filthy selfish munter
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2013, 01:57:28 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on February 15, 2013, 01:51:08 PM
At least she offered you a cuppa........ :thumbsup:

I'd have offered her euthinasia if I'd thought on like.

She wasn't wearing any shoe or slippers, just these disgusting overly fat toed bare feet.  sick2:

Lost count of the number of toes she had after 18. eeek:
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Offline GROWLER

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Re: You dirty filthy selfish munter
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2013, 02:00:11 PM »
My point here is btw, I rang her to tell her I was on me way, so WHY TF didn't she tell me that she was really ill, and I could have gone next week or when/whatever/never. Banghead
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Offline Steve

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Re: You dirty filthy selfish munter
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2013, 02:16:54 PM »
Ah but doesn't IQ decline with excessery in the toe dept?
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Re: You dirty filthy selfish munter
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2013, 02:35:50 PM »
Was it Chloe?
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Re: You dirty filthy selfish munter
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2013, 02:41:50 PM »
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Re: You dirty filthy selfish munter
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2013, 02:52:16 PM »
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Re: You dirty filthy selfish munter
« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2013, 04:31:26 PM »
 lol: lol: lol: lol:
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Re: You dirty filthy selfish munter
« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2013, 06:26:50 PM »
How things can change within just 3 hours ey?

Went to this 'beauty salon' this avvy to fix a Freelander for the proprieter.

Worra BABE! cloud9: Shocked: :sex023: Drool:
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Re: You dirty filthy selfish munter
« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2013, 06:28:12 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on February 15, 2013, 06:26:50 PM
How things can change within just 3 hours ey?

Went to this 'beauty salon' this avvy to fix a Freelander for the proprieter.

Worra BABE! cloud9: Shocked: :sex023: Drool:

Was it Chloe?
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Re: You dirty filthy selfish munter
« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2013, 06:30:29 PM »
Also, the change in the desirabilty of towns/cities I visit.

The one extreme of the interbred capitol city of the UK, Runcorn, to what i consider to be the most beautiful city, Chester.

Eye watering constant top totty show too! Drool:
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Re: You dirty filthy selfish munter
« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2013, 06:32:26 PM »
Quote from: Barman on February 15, 2013, 06:28:12 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on February 15, 2013, 06:26:50 PM
How things can change within just 3 hours ey?

Went to this 'beauty salon' this avvy to fix a Freelander for the proprieter.

Worra BABE! cloud9: Shocked: :sex023: Drool:

Was it Chloe?

No it friggin' wasnt Chloe. Banghead

It was Wendy actually. cloud9:
F.A.F. :thumbsup:

Wora'n arse....amongst other assorted giblets. Drool:
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Re: You dirty filthy selfish munter
« Reply #14 on: February 15, 2013, 06:37:33 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on February 15, 2013, 06:32:26 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 15, 2013, 06:28:12 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on February 15, 2013, 06:26:50 PM
How things can change within just 3 hours ey?

Went to this 'beauty salon' this avvy to fix a Freelander for the proprieter.

Worra BABE! cloud9: Shocked: :sex023: Drool:

Was it Chloe?

No it friggin' wasnt Chloe. Banghead

It was Wendy actually. cloud9:
F.A.F. :thumbsup:

Wora'n arse....amongst other assorted giblets. Drool:

I bet you sniffed the seat....  noooo:
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