I can confirm that
Cow TV, and in fact a new channel called
sheep counting TV really does exist.
Over 1 hour of delays watching above mentioned, with an absolutely amazing 5 different excuses will actually be compensated by an up to (apparently) 50% fare refund...upon application, so they say like.
Absolute friggin' horror show of a journey, and WHY do they have to leave the heating on full blast whilst staionary?
Nearly passed out with piggin heat stroke it was that bad.