Author Topic: The all new Growler takes the petulant MM on Cow TV (changing trains in Brum)  (Read 1450 times)

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and then checks the Moggy and either gets Cow TV home grumpily or enters the M6 in a death trap thread.

What can possibly go wrong?

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Does Growler count for CDB?  rubschin:
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Any updates........ rubschin:

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I sent him an Anna Log text saying: Are you dead?

He has replied, "Yes."   rubschin:
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Most excellent! How old was he?  eveilgrin:
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Has he bought it...... rubschin:

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Has he bought it...... rubschin:

Nice to read yu priorities are in order like. whistle:

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Most excellent! How old was he?  eveilgrin:

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I can confirm that Cow TV, and in fact a new channel called sheep counting TV   really does exist. ::)

Over 1 hour of delays watching above mentioned, with an absolutely amazing 5 different excuses will actually be compensated by an up to (apparently) 50% fare refund...upon application, so they say like. Shocked:

Absolute friggin' horror show of a journey, and WHY do they have to leave the heating on full blast whilst staionary?
Nearly passed out with piggin heat stroke it was that bad. eeek:
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Last refund they promised me took 6 months and two reminders before it came

WTF is Cow TV?
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I can confirm that Cow TV, and in fact a new channel called sheep counting TV   really does exist. ::)

Over 1 hour of delays watching above mentioned, with an absolutely amazing 5 different excuses will actually be compensated by an up to (apparently) 50% fare refund...upon application, so they say like. Shocked:

Absolute friggin' horror show of a journey, and WHY do they have to leave the heating on full blast whilst staionary?
Nearly passed out with piggin heat stroke it was that bad. eeek:

You should have gone by car like...  Thumbs:
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Last refund they promised me took 6 months and two reminders before it came

WTF is Cow TV?

This is a Nickism.

Every  train journey he makes is subject to disaster. Do you detect a running theme ?

Therefore he ends up staring out into the fields for hours on end ......hence Cow TV.

It could of course be applied to viewing the passengers herded into your carriage also. Generally when Nick is on a train there is a gorgeous wumman , giving him the eye and obviously wanting his body. That is probably more MadCow TV though.
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Last refund they promised me took 6 months and two reminders before it came

WTF is Cow TV?

This is a Nickism.

Every  train journey he makes is subject to disaster. Do you detect a running theme ?

Therefore he ends up staring out into the fields for hours on end ......hence Cow TV.

It could of course be applied to viewing the passengers herded into your carriage also. Generally when Nick is on a train there is a gorgeous wumman , giving him the eye and obviously wanting his body. That is probably more MadCow TV though.

 lol: lol: I like sheeples counting TV too.
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