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Slim and shaggable: it's a mystery
« on: February 19, 2013, 08:43:35 PM »
So this wumman:




declares that this wumman:





is a tad too attractive.

It's a mystery to me  rubschin:  Is she jealous or what?

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Re: Slim and shaggable: it's a mystery
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2013, 08:44:08 PM »
wot?

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Re: Slim and shaggable: it's a mystery
« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2013, 08:52:35 PM »
Thought this was going to be about Miss D...or Miss C or Tipsy or Misty or LL...

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Re: Slim and shaggable: it's a mystery
« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2013, 09:07:02 PM »
Munter alert, munter alert.

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Re: Slim and shaggable: it's a mystery
« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2013, 09:34:16 PM »
So this wumman:




declares that this wumman:





is a tad too attractive.

It's a mystery to me  rubschin:  Is she jealous or what?


She is not even wearing clothes here,(not naked btw) I don't know what you call this......but she's not at all bitter. Everyone gets covered in a tarp now and then.




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Re: Slim and shaggable: it's a mystery
« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2013, 09:41:53 PM »
A saucer of milk for Miss T please  whistle:
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Re: Slim and shaggable: it's a mystery
« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2013, 05:18:29 AM »
So this wumman:




declares that this wumman:





is a tad too attractive.

It's a mystery to me  rubschin:  Is she jealous or what?

And what a screechy whiny voice she has!

For some reason the Today programme dedicated a good ten minutes to her speech yesterday!  Banghead
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Re: Slim and shaggable: it's a mystery
« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2013, 06:12:51 AM »
I just don't get why this wumman's opinion mattters so much.

This is such a non story .

One wumman bitches about another wumman.....stop the press
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Re: Slim and shaggable: it's a mystery
« Reply #10 on: February 20, 2013, 06:42:13 AM »
I just don't get why this wumman's opinion mattters so much.

This is such a non story .

One wumman bitches about another wumman.....stop the press

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Re: Slim and shaggable: it's a mystery
« Reply #11 on: February 20, 2013, 08:49:36 AM »
One could of course read what was actually said  whistle:

http://www.lrb.co.uk/v35/n04/hilary-mantel/royal-bodies
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Re: Slim and shaggable: it's a mystery
« Reply #12 on: February 20, 2013, 12:06:38 PM »
I thought that this was going to be a confession about TMR  redface:

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Re: Slim and shaggable: it's a mystery
« Reply #13 on: February 20, 2013, 12:07:22 PM »
I thought that this was going to be a confession about TMR  redface:

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Re: Slim and shaggable: it's a mystery
« Reply #14 on: February 20, 2013, 06:06:49 PM »
One could of course read what was actually said  whistle:

http://www.lrb.co.uk/v35/n04/hilary-mantel/royal-bodies

I did and it still sounds like sour grapes to me. For an author who is currently much feted she cannot put her point across very well if we are to believe what she now claims to have meant. Anywhoo she is (i) Fat and (ii) Ugly and (iii) has a bloody silly little girl voice...... Much like that Julie Birchall bint who also keeps on running the Royals down.
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