where is he? has LL murdered him?
Here...
My owld Dad used to say that honesty is the best policy....
So I fessed up to everything you and Apey had broken, etc.
She has gone to bed in a huff....
What did we break?
The plastic glass, the cupboard door, sheets, pillow cases, the floor, the wall, the oven, the Dyson, etc. Need I go on...?
point well made. Is the doghouse all kitted out and ready like?
All stocked-up with booze like...
Did she bring your bits..............
She got caught at security and made to unpack her case!
The bloke was like "ello, ello, ello wots this ere then" when he saw the unopened package not in her name...
So she said "It is Mini nuts and bolts - my husband is restoring one"...
He was like "oh, I bought one of the last Minis made and have been restoring it... etc." Let her goon her way without opening it...