The All New Apey, Barman & Misty Moviethon Extravaganza Thread*

[Barman]

where is he? has LL murdered him? 

Here...

My owld Dad used to say that honesty is the best policy....

So I fessed up to everything you and Apey had broken, etc. 

She has gone to bed in a huff.... 

What did we break? 

The plastic glass, the cupboard door, sheets, pillow cases, the floor, the wall, the oven, the Dyson, etc. Need I go on...?

[miss Tchevious]

where is he? has LL murdered him? 

Here...

My owld Dad used to say that honesty is the best policy....

So I fessed up to everything you and Apey had broken, etc. 

She has gone to bed in a huff.... 

What did we break? 

The plastic glass, the cupboard door, sheets, pillow cases, the floor, the wall, the oven, the Dyson, etc. Need I go on...?

point well made.    Is the doghouse all kitted out and ready like?

[Barman]

where is he? has LL murdered him? 

Here...

My owld Dad used to say that honesty is the best policy....

So I fessed up to everything you and Apey had broken, etc. 

She has gone to bed in a huff.... 

What did we break? 

The plastic glass, the cupboard door, sheets, pillow cases, the floor, the wall, the oven, the Dyson, etc. Need I go on...?

point well made.    Is the doghouse all kitted out and ready like?

All stocked-up with booze like... 

[apc2010]

where is he? has LL murdered him? 

Here...

My owld Dad used to say that honesty is the best policy....

So I fessed up to everything you and Apey had broken, etc. 

She has gone to bed in a huff.... 

What did we break? 

The plastic glass, the cupboard door, sheets, pillow cases, the floor, the wall, the oven, the Dyson, etc. Need I go on...?

point well made.    Is the doghouse all kitted out and ready like?

All stocked-up with booze like... 

Did she bring your bits..............

[Barman]

where is he? has LL murdered him? 

Here...

My owld Dad used to say that honesty is the best policy....

So I fessed up to everything you and Apey had broken, etc. 

She has gone to bed in a huff.... 

What did we break? 

The plastic glass, the cupboard door, sheets, pillow cases, the floor, the wall, the oven, the Dyson, etc. Need I go on...?

point well made.    Is the doghouse all kitted out and ready like?

All stocked-up with booze like... 

Did she bring your bits..............

 

She got caught at security and made to unpack her case!

The bloke was like "ello, ello, ello wots this ere then" when he saw the unopened package not in her name...

So she said "It is Mini nuts and bolts - my husband is restoring one"...

He was like "oh, I bought one of the last Minis made and have been restoring it... etc." Let her goon her way without opening it... 

[apc2010]

So same thing next week..........

[Nick]

 

Some cheese for BM?

[Barman]

So same thing next week..........

Wot, security at the airport...? 

[apc2010]

So same thing next week..........

Wot, security at the airport...? 

Yeah, if she leaves you.....

[Barman]

So same thing next week..........

Wot, security at the airport...? 

Yeah, if she leaves you.....

 

[Steve]

Did she get Apey's Marmite?

[apc2010]

Did she get Apey's Marmite?

Yeah. good question..........

[Steve]

I'd feel so guilty bingeing on the stuff knowing you were deprived

Not so guilty as to not go on about it of course

[apc2010]

I'd feel so guilty bingeing on the stuff knowing you were deprived

Not so guilty as to not go on about it of course

I am rationing my last jar..........

[Steve]

Hopefully the Red Cross do Marmite parcels.  Sure I saw them in that Colditz film like