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Re: Parcel Farce
« Reply #30 on: February 22, 2013, 06:10:23 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 22, 2013, 05:36:04 PM
I have electick gates.  cloud9:   And a blipper  cloud9:
Cor, I am so jealous.  Can you use them to flick people out into the traffic?
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Re: Parcel Farce
« Reply #31 on: February 22, 2013, 06:11:08 PM »
Quote from: SteveK on February 22, 2013, 06:10:23 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 22, 2013, 05:36:04 PM
I have electick gates.  cloud9:   And a blipper  cloud9:
Cor, I am so jealous.  Can you use them to flick people out into the traffic?

Mine open inwards...  evil:
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Re: Parcel Farce
« Reply #32 on: February 22, 2013, 06:11:23 PM »
Quote from: SteveK on February 22, 2013, 06:10:23 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 22, 2013, 05:36:04 PM
I have electick gates.  cloud9:   And a blipper  cloud9:
Cor, I am so jealous.  Can you use them to flick people out into the traffic?

He probably has to climb over them himself.
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Re: Parcel Farce
« Reply #33 on: February 22, 2013, 06:14:56 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 22, 2013, 06:11:23 PM
Quote from: SteveK on February 22, 2013, 06:10:23 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 22, 2013, 05:36:04 PM
I have electick gates.  cloud9:   And a blipper  cloud9:
Cor, I am so jealous.  Can you use them to flick people out into the traffic?

He probably has to climb over them himself.

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Re: Parcel Farce
« Reply #34 on: February 22, 2013, 06:29:02 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 22, 2013, 06:11:23 PM
Quote from: SteveK on February 22, 2013, 06:10:23 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 22, 2013, 05:36:04 PM
I have electick gates.  cloud9:   And a blipper  cloud9:
Cor, I am so jealous.  Can you use them to flick people out into the traffic?

He probably has to climb over them himself.
happy001 here too

Quote from: Barman on February 22, 2013, 06:11:08 PM
. . .Mine open inwards...  evil:
Am I the only one that hasn't got gates  redface:

Anyway surely you wait til nosy person approaches your estate and slowly open the gates, they will be drawn in a few cm won't they.  Then hit the turbo shut button and Ptwang they get flicked into the traffic.   

PS helps to have an estate, gates and a turbo shut option.  Just 3 of the 11,483,268 things in life I want but will never have
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Re: Parcel Farce
« Reply #35 on: February 22, 2013, 06:31:46 PM »
Quote from: SteveK on February 22, 2013, 06:29:02 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 22, 2013, 06:11:23 PM
Quote from: SteveK on February 22, 2013, 06:10:23 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 22, 2013, 05:36:04 PM
I have electick gates.  cloud9:   And a blipper  cloud9:
Cor, I am so jealous.  Can you use them to flick people out into the traffic?

He probably has to climb over them himself.
happy001 here too

Quote from: Barman on February 22, 2013, 06:11:08 PM
. . .Mine open inwards...  evil:
Am I the only one that hasn't got gates  redface:

Anyway surely you wait til nosy person approaches your estate and slowly open the gates, they will be drawn in a few cm won't they.  Then hit the turbo shut button and Ptwang they get flicked into the traffic.   

PS helps to have an estate, gates and a turbo shut option.  Just 3 of the 11,483,268 things in life I want but will never have

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Re: Parcel Farce
« Reply #36 on: February 22, 2013, 06:55:23 PM »
Bm needs a turbo open option for when LL is parking............ whistle:
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Re: Parcel Farce
« Reply #37 on: February 22, 2013, 06:56:07 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on February 22, 2013, 06:55:23 PM
Bm needs a turbo open option for when LL is parking............ whistle:

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Re: Parcel Farce
« Reply #38 on: February 22, 2013, 08:33:47 PM »
Aha I have now decyphered another code. LL=Landlady. 

(This pointless admission brought to you by Whatever it takes to keep the post count up Services Inc)
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Re: Parcel Farce
« Reply #39 on: February 22, 2013, 08:40:05 PM »
Well done!

She is barking mad  :thumbsup:

Which is why she married BM  noooo:

Then she found out, or rather her carers did, that BM is werserer.

It's a mess. noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: Parcel Farce
« Reply #40 on: February 22, 2013, 08:43:50 PM »
I cannot throw the first stone.

Not cos Mrs K and I are also bonkers, it's just it's so hard to throw stones when I'm typing
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Re: Parcel Farce
« Reply #41 on: February 22, 2013, 11:31:37 PM »
Quote from: SteveK on February 22, 2013, 06:29:02 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 22, 2013, 06:11:23 PM
Quote from: SteveK on February 22, 2013, 06:10:23 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 22, 2013, 05:36:04 PM
I have electick gates.  cloud9:   And a blipper  cloud9:
Cor, I am so jealous.  Can you use them to flick people out into the traffic?

He probably has to climb over them himself.
happy001 here too

Quote from: Barman on February 22, 2013, 06:11:08 PM
. . .Mine open inwards...  evil:
Am I the only one that hasn't got gates  redface:

Anyway surely you wait til nosy person approaches your estate and slowly open the gates, they will be drawn in a few cm won't they.  Then hit the turbo shut button and Ptwang they get flicked into the traffic.   

PS helps to have an estate, gates and a turbo shut option.  Just 3 of the 11,483,268 things in life I want but will never have

I've gorra moat. cloud9:
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Re: Parcel Farce
« Reply #42 on: February 23, 2013, 12:06:05 AM »
A moat?  Impressed

I did have scaffolding round the house but that went Tuesday.
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Re: Parcel Farce
« Reply #43 on: February 23, 2013, 01:00:43 AM »
Quote from: SteveK on February 23, 2013, 12:06:05 AM
A moat?  Impressed

I did have scaffolding round the house but that went Tuesday.

I just do not answer the door ......no door bell......... :thumbsup:  if you are not invited then do not come here.........
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Re: Parcel Farce
« Reply #44 on: February 23, 2013, 05:54:35 AM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 22, 2013, 08:40:05 PM
Well done!

She is barking mad  :thumbsup:

Which is why she married BM  noooo:

Then she found out, or rather her carers did, that BM is werserer.

It's a mess. noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

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