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Quote from: SteveK on February 22, 2013, 06:29:02 PMQuote from: Darwins Selection on February 22, 2013, 06:11:23 PMQuote from: SteveK on February 22, 2013, 06:10:23 PMQuote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 22, 2013, 05:36:04 PMI have electick gates. And a blipper Cor, I am so jealous. Can you use them to flick people out into the traffic?He probably has to climb over them himself. here tooQuote from: Barman on February 22, 2013, 06:11:08 PM . . .Mine open inwards... Am I the only one that hasn't got gates Anyway surely you wait til nosy person approaches your estate and slowly open the gates, they will be drawn in a few cm won't they. Then hit the turbo shut button and Ptwang they get flicked into the traffic. PS helps to have an estate, gates and a turbo shut option. Just 3 of the 11,483,268 things in life I want but will never haveI've gorra moat.
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 22, 2013, 06:11:23 PMQuote from: SteveK on February 22, 2013, 06:10:23 PMQuote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 22, 2013, 05:36:04 PMI have electick gates. And a blipper Cor, I am so jealous. Can you use them to flick people out into the traffic?He probably has to climb over them himself. here tooQuote from: Barman on February 22, 2013, 06:11:08 PM . . .Mine open inwards... Am I the only one that hasn't got gates Anyway surely you wait til nosy person approaches your estate and slowly open the gates, they will be drawn in a few cm won't they. Then hit the turbo shut button and Ptwang they get flicked into the traffic. PS helps to have an estate, gates and a turbo shut option. Just 3 of the 11,483,268 things in life I want but will never have
Quote from: SteveK on February 22, 2013, 06:10:23 PMQuote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 22, 2013, 05:36:04 PMI have electick gates. And a blipper Cor, I am so jealous. Can you use them to flick people out into the traffic?He probably has to climb over them himself.
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 22, 2013, 05:36:04 PMI have electick gates. And a blipper Cor, I am so jealous. Can you use them to flick people out into the traffic?
I have electick gates. And a blipper
. . .Mine open inwards...
Quote from: GROWLER on February 22, 2013, 11:31:37 PMQuote from: SteveK on February 22, 2013, 06:29:02 PMQuote from: Darwins Selection on February 22, 2013, 06:11:23 PMQuote from: SteveK on February 22, 2013, 06:10:23 PMQuote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 22, 2013, 05:36:04 PMI have electick gates. And a blipper Cor, I am so jealous. Can you use them to flick people out into the traffic?He probably has to climb over them himself. here tooQuote from: Barman on February 22, 2013, 06:11:08 PM . . .Mine open inwards... Am I the only one that hasn't got gates Anyway surely you wait til nosy person approaches your estate and slowly open the gates, they will be drawn in a few cm won't they. Then hit the turbo shut button and Ptwang they get flicked into the traffic. PS helps to have an estate, gates and a turbo shut option. Just 3 of the 11,483,268 things in life I want but will never haveI've gorra moat. Full of alligators no doubt or was Nick mistaken and wot he saw was Mrs G and Mini Moose swimming?
Quote from: SteveK on February 23, 2013, 12:06:05 AMA moat? ImpressedI did have scaffolding round the house but that went Tuesday.I just do not answer the door ......no door bell......... if you are not invited then do not come here.........
A moat? ImpressedI did have scaffolding round the house but that went Tuesday.
Quote from: apc2010 on February 23, 2013, 01:00:43 AMQuote from: SteveK on February 23, 2013, 12:06:05 AMA moat? ImpressedI did have scaffolding round the house but that went Tuesday.I just do not answer the door ......no door bell......... if you are not invited then do not come here.........No door bell - no Jehovah's Witnits. Cunnng plan Apey
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